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Oh, that explains why they don't drive cars
We must figure out what other human laws chimpanzees respect
Unlike humans, they have the sense not to get behind the wheel whilst inoxicated. Quite a remarkable attribute.
Goddamn they live better than us in every way
Chimps, not so much. Their society is exceedingly violent and hierarchical. Bonobos (equally close human relative in the other side of the Congo River) on the other hand, they have shit figured out.
Arguably my comment is funnier if you know anything about great apes
Me too, chimpsan. Me too
I mean, can you blame them?
Another point on the 'return to monke' scale.
Hell yeah, let's party.
The difference being that they don't know it's a poison.
I think a bunch of chimps downvoted you.
Going to a chimp-only AA meeting really hits different.
If these primates have the same ability to drink as humans do, then they must have the same ability to drive a we do.
Yeah, drive each other bananas!
I'll see myself out...
Ive never had fresh Marula fruit, but this shit is good, and its made from it
Based :3 good uncle
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