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[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that explains why they don't drive cars

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

We must figure out what other human laws chimpanzees respect

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Unlike humans, they have the sense not to get behind the wheel whilst inoxicated. Quite a remarkable attribute.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamn they live better than us in every way

[-] PanGodofPanic 13 points 2 weeks ago

Chimps, not so much. Their society is exceedingly violent and hierarchical. Bonobos (equally close human relative in the other side of the Congo River) on the other hand, they have shit figured out.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Arguably my comment is funnier if you know anything about great apes

[-] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Me too, chimpsan. Me too

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, can you blame them?

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Another point on the 'return to monke' scale.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah, let's party.

[-] Solumbran@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The difference being that they don't know it's a poison.

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think a bunch of chimps downvoted you.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Going to a chimp-only AA meeting really hits different.

[-] Adori@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

If these primates have the same ability to drink as humans do, then they must have the same ability to drive a we do.

Yeah, drive each other bananas!

I'll see myself out...

[-] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Una@piefed.europe.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Based :3 good uncle

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