I'm cishet and not afraid to say Burt was one handsome man. They don't make mustaches like that anymore.
This photo was, for decades, considered absolutely peak male sexuality. It's easy to see why, no matter your preference or the current style.
Imagine being on the receiving end of that expression! It's how you only look at someone when youre utterly infatuated with them. Hes at once masculine and inviting. Strong and soft.
His left arm even seems to suggest his hand is between his knees, making the full scene even more adorable.
I, for the record, generally find men not worth the trouble
Also saying "im cishet" is so odd lol. You are speaking into a formless void where any and all may hear you, you could just say youre not into men and it would be much more clear instead of making the reader do mental tricks ("is OP always amab?"). Like, the only reason to identify yourself as cis is in a trans discussion. Theres no Trans discussion here in this thread.
I don't want to sound like im being mean, im trying to help
His left arm even seems to suggest his hand is between his knees
This is actually a crop of a famous photo. In the full photo he is nude, with his left hand between his knees and his forearm just covering his privates.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/news/a48108/burt-reynolds-cosmo-classic/
Ah, see, im too ace to remember the whole spread XD what a photo though! Look at how the light softens as it guides the eye down his legs. Remarkable.
It's not just a crop, it's had the cigarette removed. The cigarette with the ash he's about to have to move his hand to knock off into the ashtray there. Giving the shot a positively Hitchcockian level of suspense.
I didn't notice that! I wonder who originally made that edit, and when. Google image search comes up with both versions from multiple sources.
Also saying “im cishet” is so odd lol.
Yeah, reading back I see that it's a clumsy choice of words. I'll work on that in the future.
Wat do You mean "was"?
It doesn't get brought up as often. It holds up tho
For Genzennials...this is what straight men looked like in the 70s.
They don't make mustaches like that anymore.
I was always more partial to Tom Selleck.
Another strong contender, to be sure.
I feel like Pedro Pascal is this generation's Burt Reynolds.
My buddy (now married to a woman) has this on his basement wall for ages. It was the hangout spot for all our friends. So, it's oddly nostalgic. Although it's probably only been 2-3 years since he had people over there.
In fairness he had a bunch of great classic heavy metal posters and albums, including a poster of Iron Maiden with Bruce in his undies.
In the original he was full frontal naked. And it was in Cosmo. Lol
I always wanted to recreate this photo, print It on a huge format and just have it hanging on my wall. Or use as a Tinder profile picture.
A friend saved a flyer from her high school days that was this entire image of Burt nude from Cosmo, hand-traced onto the middle of the flyer with Burt's arm replaced with a sizeable dick hanging out there taking a nap on his thigh. Then totally unrelated "King Kong with Slint - Dave's Bar 1234 Fourth Street, Friday 10:00pm" or whatever text around the drawing. It was just messy enough of a tracing/drawing that it wasn't immediately recognizable, but when you looked for more than 2 seconds it was like "oh - OH. OK, uh, wow."
Burt lying on a replica of Burt's chest.
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