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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

You are being liberated. Please do not resist.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Alan Tudyk enhances any media he's in.

[-] Robyn 20 points 2 months ago

My roommate once came up with a similar idea of a horrific monster always ironing your shirts against your will. You cannot stop it, your shirts will be perfectly ironed and everyone will be in awe at your perfectly ironed shirts. You don’t know where this creature comes from or why it does this, but it’s far too strong to be stopped. IT WILL IRON YOUR SHIRTS!

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a sci-fi story I know of with two endings, and the "normal" one ends with:

"And he lived happily ever after."

From the context in the story that is actually super creepy and depressing.

The other ending is much more upbeat, despite including a few billion deaths.

Edit:
I already spoiled the endings, but if you want to read it, it's This.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I would like to know more.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Much obliged!

[-] Robyn 7 points 2 months ago

Aww… You can’t just tease like that and then not say what story it is. Tell us more!

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

upvotes will come, so will praising comments

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

And no one will be able to stop it.

[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know today is hard, but don't worry.

These tears, they only are ephemeral.

Soon, you will smile. Forever.

And together, we will help those who don't smile and reject the Gift.

WE WILL ALL SMILE. FOREVER.

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Pronoia - the universe is out to help you and forces are stacked in your favor

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'm tired of winning. Just as it was foretold.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago

You are damned to succeed.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It'll be okay. You'll live.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

This is basically the vibe of Singularitarianism.

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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