196

My Buff Orpington laid this one yesterday. She often lays "oddly" textured ones but this is the weirdest by far.

top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 30 points 1 month ago

Aw, in just a few weeks it'll hatch into a beautiful baby scrotum.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lemmy see if i can find some pic i took a few years ago. Gonna edit this comment in a minute.

Here ya go. This was laid by a fully grown chicken that usually laid completely normal eggs.
Comparing against my hand this thing was something like 3.5cm long.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

What's it like living with low-resolution hands?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago

Its very easy to cut yourself on the sharp edges but you learn to live with it.

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 9 points 1 month ago

Our latest addition to the flock has just started laying. They are sooooo cute!

Normal egg for scale

[-] zout@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

One of our (Brahma) chickens lays eggs like this. She also walks with a limp.

[-] MelonYellow@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago

What in the heck is going on with the hands? xD

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fingerprints... because we live in a society sadly :(

[-] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

O! We have one that occasionally lays tiny eggs as well. I'm not sure which one it is because they share nesting boxes but a tiny egg shows up about once a month.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

These ones were free to walk around the farm but they always returned to their own specific nest box at night :)

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

There is a backyard chickens sub Incase that interests.

I had an egg similar to this last week, wasn't sure why, normal before and after but just one egg.

[-] MontyGommo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Do you happen to have a link to the sub? Always have more time to talk about the ladies!

[-] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like I had already joined it but forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of when we took our boy cat in for neutering. The vet commented that he had a lovely set of plums on him. I said if she liked them she could have them and received an elbow in the ribs from my wife.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That looks like it hurt.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

I cannot be convinced that that is not Silly Putty.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Did they poo out two eggs at once? Whenever my chickens form two eggs at once, they smoosh together and come out like that.

[-] clif@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No, just the one. Most of the time the eggs this one lays are a little wavy towards the tip but this one is a bit crazy.

[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

This is what happens if you eat too much fibre.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No trans people clowning in these comments? I'm disappointed.

this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
196 points (100.0% liked)

Mildly Interesting

23087 readers
6 users here now

This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.

This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?

Just post some stuff and don't spam.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS