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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 hours ago

Wait I'm confused is this about people developing cloud software or is this about people who do their development on a remote cloud machine? It seems to be about the latter but I've never seen that

[-] python@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Oooh the latter would make so much more sense! I'm not a cloud developer, but a good chunk of the code I write runs in AWS Lambdas and EC2 Images and I was so confused as to what relation that would even have to local storage. If anything, I'm afraid of Terraform and it's arcane power

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 28 points 13 hours ago
[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 61 points 15 hours ago

Fuck OneDrive with a rusty hook.

Ok, so not OneDrive generally but specifically the unholy merging of OD and Win11. JFC when I navigate to a folder and save a file there THAT FILE HAD BETTER FUCKING BE THERE and not in some shadow folder you default mapped to OneDrive because FUCK ME, RIGHT?

This irritates me so much. Get off my lawn.

[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 18 points 15 hours ago

Nah, as someone who gave an honest, college try at making use of OneDrive, I maintain its fate vis a vie the rusty hook.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

As a university sysadmin that spent half a fucking hour yesterday trying to log someone out of a classroom computer's MS Office software (the "sign out" button did fuck all, go figure): fuck Microsoft, fuck Office, fuck Outlook, fuck Onedrive, fuck their SSO, and their mother too. Next semester I'm sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they'll like it.

I might be a little angry.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

Just remember to teach them that there are multiple UI variants.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Next semester I'm sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they'll like it.

[-] tehmics@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Lmao I did the same thing today, trying to teach a particularly.. 'beginner' user how to sign into outlook. I was going to have them sign in again in front of me, but without my help. It wouldn't sign out so I just gave up

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 10 points 14 hours ago

As a young engineer I went all in on SharePoint when it came to our company. Became evangelical and learned how to make it do all sorts of shit.

How naive I was...

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 98 points 16 hours ago

I’d be afraid of anyone referencing “c:\users” too.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

OP meant to say "click on My Computer," but not everyone is super tech-savvy.

[-] slate@sh.itjust.works 39 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 hours ago

"c:\users"? what? c:?

so it isnt a: anymore?

[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 16 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

"Windows meme makers, can you go five seconds without revealing your appalling lack of technical curiosity?"

Windows Meme Makers: "The C drive! ...... How long was that?"

[-] Zorsith 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

About 260 characters in length I think

[-] Rokin@leminal.space 86 points 17 hours ago

Please use /home/ instead.

[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 12 hours ago

/home/ what? it needs to be /home/$(whoami)

[-] rhpp@programming.dev 15 points 10 hours ago

Nah it should be $HOME, not everyone's home directory is in the default location.

[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

~

boo!

edit: i guess my tilde shows up as a tick. welp..... time to die in cringe of myself.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

It's ok. I see a tilde. And yes, ~

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

That's hilarious, OP! Now do Vibe coding!

[-] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Or like 95% of my college students. :(

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago
[-] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

No, you are…

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 hours ago

i was about to say exactly that

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

i was about to say exactly that

*I

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

I hate how Chrome is the only browser that gives web developers an actually useful way to use local folders on the user's device.

[-] SnotFlickerman 28 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/File_System_API

The File System API — with extensions provided via the File System Access API to access files on the device file system — allows read, write and file management capabilities.

Uhhh, what? Firefox uses Chrome's API to do the same stuff? Am I missing something here?

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago

Oh, does it work in Firefox now? When I was developing a music app it only worked properly on Chrome and I had to use a file picker workaround for Firefox and other browsers.

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