JD Vance is a disgrace to Appalachia. He's a class traitor who is taking advantage of the very people he grew up with.
He was always investor class though, went to harvard law. He is siding with his class that is all in on autocracy.
He is a traitor to his country, and it's people. Also his class in fact despite their support of this political monster they nurtured it will escape their control and destroy them one way and others.
Dudes from Ohio?
He is from West Virginia, and was a senator in Ohio. Appalachia includes a small part of Ohio either way
JD Vance is a self carpet bagger, which sounds like what he does while masturbating
Yeah he doesn't deserve a possum and banjo
He hasn't earned that possum and banjo
He can have them back when he shoots a scab or a cop
Oh god, I hope his sister is safe
She's been found duct taped to a couch.
Oh dear, it's too late. For both of them...
NGL, you had me in the first half.
'wait, wut?'
'huh?'
'oooooohhhh. nice one'
God damnit. Well played, Onion
Freak storm pummels Oklahoma with baseballs the size of hail
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