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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 15 hours ago

Oh god, I hope his sister is safe

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

She's been found duct taped to a couch.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh dear, it's too late. For both of them...

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