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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

Yeah he doesn't deserve a possum and banjo

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 14 hours ago

He hasn't earned that possum and banjo

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

He can have them back when he shoots a scab or a cop

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