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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Death to yea and pox on your family.

The reason the drinks aren't mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Can you don’t?

[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

My m'uiness tips fedora

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, the Billie Irish

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.

[-] volvis@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.

[-] IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Guinster or nothing.

[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 days ago

Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

I'll try most things once.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago

I would honestly try it. And regret it

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Wait... Am I a dude bro now?

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Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

(I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I'm pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol' rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it's called a Hyper Viper. I've tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I'd just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.

[-] slackassassin@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago
[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness

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[-] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Like water.

[-] 0li0li@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago
[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's if you float the green part on top.

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[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 23 points 2 days ago

When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Everything sounds like AI to me now.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™

I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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[-] wiccan2@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

If I did this I'd be worried every time I started my car

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago

Fucking hell, this one took me a while

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Can you give us idiots a clue?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago

Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

What the fuck does that monster mean by "Super Dry"...

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My heart hurts just looking at that.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago
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[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

OMG... I didn't even drink that and I still want to puke.

I'll be trying it next Friday though, lol

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 15 points 2 days ago

Ah, yes, the Irish American...

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
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[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

I'd call that a yellow velvet.

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Frankensteins monster.

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