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broom rule (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

after the ceremony

❌ husband/wife

✅ official other half = Olaf

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I've a friend who - when in an ornery mood - refers to his wife as his "ex girlfriend" and describes their wedding day as the day they broke up, since she lost the title of "girlfriend."

[-] four@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I've heard people say "my girlfriend at the time... now wife"

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Indeed, I tend to go with "then-girlfriend"; if it's relevant to the conversation, I'll add "now wife." Occasionally I think I've said some form of "the woman who is now my wife."

[-] DrWorm@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It was not, and I'm sorry to say I don't get the reference.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago
[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Bride: Feminine

Groom: Masculine

Bridegroom: Also masculine???

Broom it is.

[-] Una@europe.pub 13 points 3 days ago

Groomedbride... No... Wait not good

Brood? Gride?

[-] railwhale@lemmy.nz 13 points 3 days ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I love when I work with my broom to cleans the house. Saves so much time.

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

German here to ruin the party: while the German word for broom (der Besen) is masculine grammar wise it is used to refer to someone's (grumpy) wife in some areas of Germany. We just can't help it :(

[-] riot@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

I feel that. In Danish, broom (kost) is also used as an insult towards a woman. Not specifically a grumpy woman though, just a pejorative term for any woman.

[-] nicolauz@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

I have a more difficult question: If I'm the best man, the broom can call me that. "This is my best man, Nico"

What is the broom to me? "This is my broom" clearly doesn't work.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 2 days ago

You would use the, not my.

This is the broom and their betrothed.

Or use the universal "homie".

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