Disregarding the obvious flaw in reasoning that raising money for yourself will buy you a place in heaven somehow, which goes against the basic principles of the Christian belief system.
The motherfucker has been racking $1 Billion every month in bribes ever since he got into office and still begs for more money.
This individual is incapable of feeling shame or remorse.
The whole of American "Christianity" goes against the basic principles of the Christian belief system
The whole of American “Christianity” goes against the basic principles of the Christian belief system
More importantly, to me, it defies the intent of the founding fathers, and the separation of church and state, and I dunno, let's see, the FIRST AMENDMENT where all this is enshrined....
But conservatives are too fucking stupid to care about anything but wins, guns, and protecting rapists & pedos.
Which part of Christianity? The Roman Catholics who haven't fully gotten out of the Indulgence racket, if you buy a fancy thing for the Church? The cult he's with, who preach Prosperity Gospel? The various megachurch & televangelist cults who support him?
Which part of mainstream Christianity isn't slanted toward the rich? And don't say Liberation Theology - that isn't mainstream.
well you've been able to buy absolution from the church for literally thousands of years
More money than he could possibly spend in the rest of his misrable life and still trying to get more. It's a sickness.
I'll give him $15 if he'll just fucking die... he's going to rot in the ground regardless.
He wont rot. Not if they use enough embalming fluid.
Here, I'll donate to that project!
hands you suspicious jar of embalming fluid
..........actually, it's just my piss. But still use it, ok?
That jar isn't nearly enough. I'm sure I can get you some more.
Rig him up to a urinal, I'll get the line going.
The trumpers are probably going to put him in a reliquary. He'll be thin at at last. His hands will still be tiny though. All I ask is that they don't have him stuffed into a taxidermy.
They'll just have him lying in state forever being repaired and pieces of him replaced like Lenin.
An Egyptian pharaoh tomb
He is 20% embalming fluid already, his corpse is gonna stay fresh for a millennium
It would be far easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle, than for Trump to get into Heaven.
That sounds like a communist wrote it!
The Onion is getting pretty unbeli- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S REAL
You're joking, right? Trump doing yet another grift is one of the most believable things there is.
He's dying and he's scared. A scared pathetic little worm using the last of his days to desperately try to grift and grovel his way into heaven. Lol. Lmao even
TRUE MAGA FANS WILL GIVE IT ALL TO ENSURE BILLIONAIRE DONALD TRUMP GOES TO HEAVEN.
DONT ASK HOW ONLY GIVE.
If these evil people are deserving of heaven, then I want to be in hell
"Go to heaven for the climate, and to hell for the company." Mark Twain
There is no God.
But if there was, it'd be fun to let Donald Know that he was totally going to get in despite everything...
Except for that one time he made an AI meme of him as the new Pope.
And then send him to Hell, genuinely believing that he only had one whoopsie doodle his whole life while he just burns and burns.
I'd rather him be tortured forever by the devil in a sort of Dexter like role, standing over him forcing him to see how he made people suffer, each time getting a knife plunged into his heart, forever.
But that's just me.
Something something getting a camel through the eye of a needle being easier than getting a rich man to heaven.
Trump lived his life as a grift and he's going to go out as one.
The good thing is he knows he's going to die. Soon.
He doesn't even mention why he thinks more money will get him into heaven. Does he think Jesus is gonna shake him down for cash? Like heaven is in some sort of budget crunch?
What are his plans for all this money? The US already pays (in more ways than one) for everything he does.
It's Prosperity Gospel, which is what the cult he's gotten caught up in "believes".
The irony is that, even though prosperity gospel is unbelievably shitty, the conflating of wealth = goodness and thus if you're a good person God will make you wealthy effectively means that if you're having to ask for money, you're not a good person
And if you fall on hard times you did something wrong.
It's fucked up.
No, no, see the way they spin it is, he doesn't "have" to ask for anything. He's giving you the opportunity to be part of the goodness that results from his bank account ballooning - after all, if you donate to him going to heaven, when it's your time, he'll be waiting there for you. And before that, you can turn around and ask others to help you.
It's MLM tactics as a religion. Blame Amway & Tupperware ;-)
How many gallons of piss do you think is going to hit this man's grave before they remove it?
.... This is satire, right? Right?!
Sure, I'll chip in. But I'm no fool, I'm going to defer my donation until I get proof that he's in heaven.
So how much faster if I chip in $150?
Newsom should ask for $30, also to help Trump get into heaven, because of the implication
Wow he has finally achieved the true nigerian princess form.
Everything is a grift with this crusty old bastard...
Also spoiler alert: you aren't going to heaven when you die and we all hope you think about this A LOT at night
He's just a fully out and out grifter, openly going for everything he can before being deposed
For some reason, even though I live in Canada, I have been receiving an average of 5 to 10 right-wing fundraising emails every single day. It's clear to me that they are preying on their base, who are generally not very discerning (see: the 2016 and 2024 elections). These emails come from only a few sources, but per part to come from practically every part of the Republican political sphere.
Is it clear that this is actually coming from an organization directly connected to Trump, or is it just a scammer who knows he has found some easy marks?
I think the religion he is looking for is the ferengi religion
He would face the Chief Auditor Relk before he could pass through to the Divine Treasury, though. I suspect that wouldn't go so well for him.
I mean, sooner the better, right?
Will he make a monument named as "Great Fundraising Veterans" or sth. else?
holy shit this gold. absolute shameless grift by the used car salesman himself for the weirdo idiots to gobble up
can somebody shoot in my face please?
Simony
Ohhhhh I think even thinking that would get me banned
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