I hate it when I change pants and leave the house without my Portugal.
I got skinny jeans I can only fit Montenegro anyway. You don't really need Portugal with you all the time.
I never leave the house without my Portugal.
Don't use it everyday, but it's pretty small and when you need it you need it.
I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.
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Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well
the people who say cargo pants/shorts are out of style don't realize that not having everything jammed in and jingling in 1 pocket is always in style
If we give girls pockets, they'll just use them to hide witchcraft components.
If the men find out we can store witchcraft components, they're going to tell the church
Is that an Iberian country in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Don't forget to bring an extra pair of cargo pants in your pockets for emergencies!
No! If you do this you get sent to the abyssal plane.
I think the CD1445 is retired. The replacement is slightly larger.
But it won't fit in those pockets any more.
Not without taking out Portugal first.
Crap I think I left Portugal in my pocket when I did laundry
spinning cycle made it Uruguay
Went shopping with the missus in Tenerife. She picked out some jeans and went "are these for men or women, I can't tell"
"I'll check." said I. Put my hands in the pocket. Stopped two knuckles in. "These are women's jeans."
Meanwhile, I can fit a Nintendo Switch in my shorts pocket, with joycons attached, and still get the zip closed.
If girls could fit their UTAX CD1445 into their pockets who would buy purses?
Idk man... I don't usually carry Portugal, it kind of itches my leg.
I don't keep an ALCO-GP9 in my pockets since the world's supply of unsliced bread takes up too much space in there ๐
So you're the one who's been hoarding that
My ALCO-GP9 comes in handy when everyone else is waiting on the subway. Do a nice lil cities skylines and spawn my own train from my pocket ๐
PORTUGAL CARALHO!!
It's been like that since I was in high school at least; I remember a girl in the lunch line only managing to fit her thumb and forefinger into her pocket to fish out a quarter, my entire forearm almost to the elbow fit in mine.
And yet, in the 20 years hence, I have heard of no attempt by any manufacturer of any size be it an international textile conglomerate or some chick in her sewing room trying to market women's pants with actual pockets. So I take it there's just no demand.
Stop buying girls pants and shop only boy stuff. Watch the industry squirm.
Some girls' pants only have fake pockets.
If I were a girl I would just wear cargo pants.
I know one that does
In that case you know someone sensible.
And this is without counting all the shit we can clip to our belts
Are you happy to see me or is that just Portugal in your pocket?
When shopping for trousers, I routinely stick my hand into potential candidates only to recoil when I find yet another case of 'your fingertips and nothing else'.
You forgot the entire known universe in the side pocket lol
Alco.. GP9..
General Purpose locomotives are a GM/EMD product.
I get the point, but get your jokes right
Parts of adulting is admitting you do not have to take you UTAX everywhere, since you never have the drivers and this one need a shady windows seven boot CD-ROM or you have to use the web-interface again and explain to your coworker that they have to save at pdf or they loose the excel formating. And now you have rooms in your pocket to take the whole iberian peninsula.
That is like how girls became woman and carry Cape Verde in the pant so they can use the totebag again
I carry with me this power bank
https://www.amazon.com/Baseus-Portable-Charger-Charging-20000mAh/dp/B09N3PRJZK
And a usb-c Cabel + car keys + mobile phone + I've many empty spaces in case I go to supermarket
But what happens when you need a Simpson MegaShot 3200 PSI (Gas - Cold Water) Portable Pressure Washer w/ OEM Technologies & Honda GC190 Engine (49-State Compliant)? I know I need one of those almost daily where I live...
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