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submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

That's when the cult leader chops off yours

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Jokes on you, mine is too small to be able to do that 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

jokes on cult leader, i'm wearing 17 falsies that will all flop to the floor when they try to go for my dicks

[-] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

but it was a torture cult to a torture god and so the leader already had his dick slicing knife set aside (they also do circumcisions by request)

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Time to jump into a vat of acid.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

OMG dude...

GRAB HIS DICK AND CHOP IT!

CHOP HIS DICK!

The ol' dick chop!

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Heaven's gate, is that you? Let me get my Nikes

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Really? That's it? That's kinda weak sauce TBH." - Follower of Zon-Kuthon, probably.

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