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Do you think he'll respond? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 259 points 1 month ago

So glad I can't see William Clarks name

[-] TherapyGary 194 points 1 month ago

Didn't wanna get in trouble; that's also why I cropped off the part that said "+13525199190"

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago

All I see is ******* *****

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I got back into my decades-old account.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 93 points 1 month ago

Thank you for respecting William Clarks privacy

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago
[-] proti@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

the dude is probably wearing camo

[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just looks like

spoiler"Hunter2"
to me.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

I'm in the EU. I can go to university and still live above poverty. Communist pigs, how could they do this to me?

[-] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago

I'm just here to roast OP for their incredible job at censoring names.

[-] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

What do you mean? I can’t even read that it says ~~William Clark~~

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

I like to think that was intentional.

[-] TherapyGary 21 points 1 month ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

So, how do these scumbags even get your number?

[-] TherapyGary 29 points 1 month ago

My number is on my PsychologyToday page and my NPI profile, so hopefully from there, but I wouldn't be surprised if they bought it from the university I went to or got access to a government database associated with my license

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

University is a lot more likely.

They like to prey on people desperate once the bills start rolling in.

[-] Battle_Masker 12 points 1 month ago

Everyone and their brother that collects data for something will sell it to the highest bidders

[-] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

When I was signing up for the army in 2012 they asked me if I knew anyone who might wanna join, I think there was a bonus involved? Anyways I gave them no names or numbers and got nothing, not even the other bonus they promised me.

Never trust army recruiters.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Last one that reached out to me, I asked if I got to wear corporate sponsors of war on my greens like NASCAR does, and they didn't reply. :(

[-] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

It would just be General Dynamics repeatedly

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You never trust the recruiter and always read the contract twice.

So much for airborne school for me...

[-] medgremlin@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

The medical school application system, AMCAS, sells the information of every medical school applicant. I had to call the recruiters' office and explain to them that I have multiple failing organ systems and take more than 10 medications a day. I asked if they could get me a medical waiver for chronic kidney disease and they sheepishly agreed to remove my name from their list.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Specifically for medical stuff, they swipe your number and email when you take the MCAT. I was debating an MD/PhD so I took it and even never applying or getting into med school they'd randomly email me, for like 5y after.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Life hack: I told them I was a conscientious objector when I was 18 and never heard from them again.

I was this 🤏 close to joining ROTC and thought real hard if I'd be willing to kill random strangers in exchange for tuition. The debt was worth it.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Now you can tell random strangers that they owe you tuition and healthcare.

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 22 points 1 month ago

I'm curious, how does one manage to get labelled a terrorist??

[-] TherapyGary 38 points 1 month ago
[-] zqps@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

How dare you hypothetically terrorize innocent fascists!

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

I'd move the word "hypotetically" a bit further, so that it says:

"How dare you terrorize hypotetically inocent fascists!"

There, now it's better and more accurate. Fuck them fascists. Not a single one is innocent

[-] zqps@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly, none of them are innocent, so that part is just plain irony. "hypothetically terrorize" makes sense because simply identifying as anti-fascist can get you on terror watch lists these days.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

We found the CEO guys! The Übwnwoken!

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Those fuckers are desperate, so yeah probably.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"We can fix you ❤️"

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