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[-] nectar45@lemmy.zip 27 points 13 hours ago

I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

So sorry for your girldick

[-] choopeek@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Unless the baby takes a wrong turn and ends up in the bladder, or is that the "large" intestine and the bladder is the one in the back?

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 8 hours ago

Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

[-] addie@feddit.uk 108 points 21 hours ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 38 points 16 hours ago
[-] qbus@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

wow this is the best republican trigger I have seen in a while. Print thousands of its copies (signed chatgpt) and drop it on texas&florida from an airplane.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 51 points 20 hours ago

This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

Sigh

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Yeah, I mean, this can be done with text too.

People should mostly be using a RAG retrieval system, not pure LLM slop like this, for reference. It just hasn't really been made at scale because Google Search functioned as that well enough, and AI Bros seem to think everything should be done within LLM weights instead of proper databases.

I mean... WTF. What if human minds were not allowed to use references?

WolframAlpha was kinda trying to build this, but stalled.

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

I'm on year 5 of a pudendal nerve injury.

Have come pretty close to blowing my brains out a few times.

Been in physical therapy for almost 2 years and finally seeing SOME improvement that makes me want to blow my brains out less. Can't ride bikes anymore. Can't really jog or run. Going to the bathroom can irritate it. Always on egg shells hoping I don't relapse, which happens sometimes.

If you look into these types of injuries they don't really do surgery for them cuz the region is such a web of nerves, muscles, and tendons that they can't really pinpoint the injury or work on it if they did cuz they'd cause permanent nerve damage during surgery. So most people just go to PT and cross their fingers that they can get to a place where they can just manage the pain for the rest of their lives.

Pelvic floor injuries are no fucking joke.

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[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 74 points 23 hours ago

I've heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 27 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Is it not normal to poop from there?

[-] TaTTe@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago
[-] WR5@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

"This kills the penis."

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

Not right now, it isn't.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 17 hours ago

Pee is stored in the cervix

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 55 points 23 hours ago

ChatGPT uses 4chan as its main source of info confirmed.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago

At least you can see a decent sized prison wallet.

[-] Battle_Masker 10 points 17 hours ago

News site: Could ChatGPT's mpreg fetish be proof that it has consciousness?

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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago
[-] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 35 points 23 hours ago

AI is great they said, use it for everything they said.

Now we have images like this, that will reinforce that mess

[-] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

You didn't say FACTUAL diagram! So clearly the godly, superintelligent LLM made no mistake - AGI confirmed

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[-] angband@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.

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[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Perfect allegory for AI. Easier to give birth through your asscock than the model getting it right.

[-] Izme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 23 hours ago

I hate it when my rectun goes floppy, it's a real hassle when giving birth.

[-] oleorun@lemmy.fan 17 points 22 hours ago

That's gonna be a tight delivery.

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