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[-] addie@feddit.uk 139 points 1 month ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 55 points 1 month ago
[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago

I've heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is it not normal to poop from there?

[-] TaTTe@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
[-] WR5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

"This kills the penis."

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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Not right now, it isn't.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago

ChatGPT uses 4chan as its main source of info confirmed.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 60 points 1 month ago

This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

Sigh

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] xylol@leminal.space 32 points 1 month ago

Where is the trucks rectum

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Behind the truck nuts.

[-] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 month ago

In the driver's seat usually

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[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

That's just the botanical definition of truck. Culinarily, a truck is a car.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Garnish should be edible, so yes, but culinarily it's not very palatable. No flavor.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A bus is a truck?

A car with a stowable seats and 4wd is a truck?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A bus is certainly a truck.

According to this chart, that car with 4WD may be a truck depending on some math about it.

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[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's a car

  • The Entire world except america
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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, I mean, this can be done with text too.

People should mostly be using a RAG retrieval system, not pure LLM slop like this, for reference. It just hasn't really been made at scale because Google Search functioned as that well enough, and AI Bros seem to think everything should be done within LLM weights instead of proper databases.

I mean... WTF. What if human minds were not allowed to use references?

WolframAlpha was kinda trying to build this, but stalled.

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[-] nectar45@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago

I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

So sorry for your girldick

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[-] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 39 points 1 month ago

AI is great they said, use it for everything they said.

Now we have images like this, that will reinforce that mess

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago
[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Are you a Hyena?

[-] Izme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

I hate it when my rectun goes floppy, it's a real hassle when giving birth.

[-] oleorun@lemmy.fan 17 points 1 month ago

That's gonna be a tight delivery.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Congratulations! It's a penis!

[-] qbus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I'm on year 5 of a pudendal nerve injury.

Have come pretty close to blowing my brains out a few times.

Been in physical therapy for almost 2 years and finally seeing SOME improvement that makes me want to blow my brains out less. Can't ride bikes anymore. Can't really jog or run. Going to the bathroom can irritate it. Always on egg shells hoping I don't relapse, which happens sometimes.

If you look into these types of injuries they don't really do surgery for them cuz the region is such a web of nerves, muscles, and tendons that they can't really pinpoint the injury or work on it if they did cuz they'd cause permanent nerve damage during surgery. So most people just go to PT and cross their fingers that they can get to a place where they can just manage the pain for the rest of their lives.

Pelvic floor injuries are no fucking joke.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Anal birth would not be impossible, but would require a lot of training beforehand, and not everyone can be expanded to that size, and with large expansion comes some issues.

However giving birth through the urethra, especially though the penis, would be impossible. The farthest any women (any trans man into urethral insertions?) went is a bit larger than a penis, often at the cost of continence.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

this is the top link I don't want to click in recent memory

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[-] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You didn't say FACTUAL diagram! So clearly the godly, superintelligent LLM made no mistake - AGI confirmed

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If you haven't spent as much time refining the prompt as you would have to take an art class and do the medical research, have you really used the AI properly at all?

[-] Battle_Masker 11 points 1 month ago

News site: Could ChatGPT's mpreg fetish be proof that it has consciousness?

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Pee is stored in the cervix

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Perfect allegory for AI. Easier to give birth through your asscock than the model getting it right.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It got poisoned by Omegaverse. I guess Supernatural was good for something.

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[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Are you a hyena OP?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wow this is the best republican trigger I have seen in a while. Print thousands of its copies (signed chatgpt) and drop it on texas&florida from an airplane.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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[-] metacolon 6 points 1 month ago

The thread linked is actually great. Also, original post from u/snarky_spice on r/ChatGPT

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Make 1994 magnum opus Junior believable!

[-] angband@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.


*Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".

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