Good, that's what it always was.
Less hypocrisy

president epstein, trying to do anything to not talk about himself. constant threat of tariffs since hes been doing for a while isnt working, he moved onto the troops in LA strategy, followed by faking "health issues", and insulting people. hes going to keep recycling this until people get tired of it go back to talking about the files.

Not even the nazis renamed the Wehrmacht to Angriffsmacht

Department of Distraction from Child Rape Allegations.

The president of peace and all that.

We all agree this is just distraction and the arbitrary nonsense is really the point: "we make up what is true" is what they are trying to show.

They missed a great chance to pull directly out of 1984 and call it the Ministry of Peace.

At least he's showing what America has always been. A power hungry warmongering country.

That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.

What's actually his idea behind that?

I mean, that's definitely a more honest name, how much of what they do is actually "defense" vs just imperialism

Lmfao finally something I'm glad he's doing!

The name change was fucking psychological manipulation for the population. You can't argue against defense department spending as easily as you can argue against war department spending.

Bring it on! Make our jobs easier you bumbling brainrotted doughnut dictator.

Well at least it isnt dogwhistled any longer :/

The should make the treasury dept the dept of making rich cunts richer

Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

Dep of ? > Dep of Death

I seriously think that Trump is the singularity of what should be known as a Stupidity Hole. Seriously. Think about it. Information goes in and never sees light again. No data, written or spoken is ever allowed to leave once absorbed. And once the info reaches the Epstein Radius, It is unable to escape its doom, and is pulled slowly towards the center where it will be broken down into unintelligible sounds that resemble that of grunts and gremlinesque slobbering.

And the more information he consumes the larger his radius. As a child, his stupidity only influenced small things. Like, toys and his hands. As his gelatinous body grew, so too did the mass of his dumb.

Think Florida man just happened? Fuck no! That shit was Mar a Lago. The circumference of dumb envelopes Florida in its entirety and is now what’s known as a “lost cause.”

Wasn't that what it was called originally?

Really doubling down on that, "he actually is the antichrist" thing.

I mean, it’s a more honest name at least.

Makes that 'are we the baddies?' a whole lot easier to answer.

And this fucker wants a Nobel Peace Prize? smh.

Department of Halo

It'd be the department if peace if he was leaning into the 1984 thing

Onion?

checks community name...

Sigh...

Might as well. It was originally called that, and the DoD name was always kind of a lame coat of off-white landlord paint.

The Peace President ✝️

Jesus I need to get the fuck out of this country

Department of War Dependents Schools, or DoWDS.