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[-] abbiistabbii 22 points 1 day ago

I mean you're half right. In a zoo, the keepers care for their animals, making sure they're well fed, enriched, and healthy.

We're being farmed. They are using us to make money from our produce (labour). They're using us to make money. We're so over exploited we simply cannot afford to have children.

[-] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Proud owner of a tubal litigation here

[-] droans@midwest.social 17 points 1 day ago

A man must always live by his work, and his wages must at least be sufficient to maintain him. They must even upon most occasions be somewhat more; otherwise it would be impossible for him to bring up a family, and the race of such workmen could not last beyond the first generation...

Every species of animals naturally multiplies in proportion to the means of their subsistence, and no species can ever multiply beyond it. But in civilised society it is only among the inferior ranks of people that the scantiness of subsistence can set limits to the further multiplication of the human species; and it can do so in no other way than by destroying a great part of the children which their fruitful marriages produce.

The liberal reward of labour, by enabling them to provide better for their children, and consequently to bring up a greater number, naturally tends to widen and extend those limits. It deserves to be remarked, too, that it necessarily does this as nearly as possible in the proportion which the demand for labour requires. If this demand is continually increasing, the reward of labour must necessarily encourage in such a manner the marriage and multiplication of labourers, as may enable them to supply that continually increasing demand by a continually increasing population.

  • Adam Smith, the father of capitalism
[-] Zentron@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

They hate Smith almost as much as Marx

[-] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 173 points 2 days ago
[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

I was born with a penis but Luigi Mangione activated my ovaries

[-] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago
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[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 2 days ago

!lemmysilver

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I love this person's glasses.

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago
[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 212 points 2 days ago

Want higher birthrates? Just convince people that tomorrow will be better than today.

That's how you see a spike in birth rates.

To maintain a steady birthrate, just convince potential parents that the world will not be any worse for their children than it is today.

See, easy.

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 68 points 2 days ago

You said ban birth control and porn? Got it.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 days ago

Track everything people do and arrest them for unauthorised opinions? Got it.

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[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

So that's why suddenly there's all this interest in banning porn

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 82 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Capitalist Corporations: .... hmmmm .... I guess there's no choice .... artificial human breeding it is!

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Capitalism would also charge for every part of the process, raising the price as some techno feudal lord thinks they can find the right balance between extinction pricing and maximum shareholder value.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago

Capitalism ~~would also~~ charges for every part of the process

FTFY

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I feel like this is a plot of a dystopian movie somewhere where they breed artificial humans to make into slaves

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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

They're taking the opposite approach.

In the past families had a bunch of kids because they needed extra laborers to stay afloat, plus childhood mortality rates were so dire they needed spares to cover for the ones who wouldn't make it.

We're already seeing pushes towards removing child labor laws, and RFK Jr is well on his way to ensuring death from easily preventable diseases makes a comeback.

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[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago

im not spending a fortune to raise a child when i can barely afford eggs

[-] ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Don't worry when they get desperate enough they'll make condoms illegal

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The math has changed.

100 years ago, you'd get kids so you can afford eggs.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, then child labor laws came and ruined that for everyone.

But don't worry, soon those too will be a thing of the past!

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This, but also retirement being a thing.

100 years ago, kids were much less of an investment than today (they'd start pulling their own financial weight at like age 6-12, not at age 20-30 like today) and they'd be the only thing making the difference between being able to retire to one of your kids' home or the poor house.

Nowadays kids take much more money and time to get ready, and if you have no kids you can still retire and have your retirement financed by other peoples' kids. And then you even get to keep all the money you would have spent on getting your kids ready for the world, and you can spend it on yourself.

Financially speaking, having kids used to be a necessity and now it's a pretty bad choice.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 day ago

if you have no kids you can still retire and have your retirement financed by other peoples' kids.

Don't worry. They are working on getting rid of this.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Nice humblebrag I guess, I'm beginning to forget what eggs even taste like

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

I would kill for a family. I'll die alone, I've accepted that. I understand that im unconventional and weird, I just wish I could meet someone that reflected that. But it's just not in the cards for a man like myself. So ill die surrounded by my animals and hopefully they'll consume my flesh so I can become Jesus 2.0 but with animals

[-] nectar45@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

You and me both sis

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[-] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 days ago

On a more positive note the newest IPCC report on climate has population decline being the biggest positive impact on climate change, so keep at it!

[-] toad31@lemmy.cif.su 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't want to bring kids in this world that will inevitably grow up with a father when I take out all my frustration and grievances on members of the ruling class.

They're gonna wish I used a guillotine.

[-] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 59 points 2 days ago

A friend of mine has three kids and works 70 hours a week. He is not able to make enough to support his family, and social services have been cut so much that his only option is to take out a personal loan, which will only make his problem worse.

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

14 hours leaves you barely 2 hours of personal time in a day. That's barely enough to just eat and maybe relax but then if you have 3 kids even that time is gone taking care of them. How and why would anyone put themselves through this, like after the first or second kid wouldn't your own limits become apparent

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

14 hours leaves you barely 2 hours of personal time in a day

You've misspelled "commute"

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[-] jimjam5@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Growing up, I was of the mindset that I would have got married and started a family by this point in my life. But as of the last few years, my thoughts have done just about a 180.

Even if I was currently with someone/married, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to raise kids in this day and age in the US (the bullet dodged me when my ex-girlfriend used plan b after we got intimate without protection). I think best case scenario for me now would be DINK, but gotta find someone that can put up with my dumpster fires first.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago

Just find someone with similar dumpster fires, then you'll both burn in the passions of what you love

Also, thanks for mentioning DINK - Double Income No Kids .... never heard of that before and now I learned something new.

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[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 days ago

why would I want to bring somebody into this world. they'd only have to fight for basic things like "let's be nice to each other" and "maybe we should pool our money to spend it on big things that benefit us all"

fuck that. I'll live my little servile life as a cog in the machine as best I can, and then I'll die. and the dumb fucks who won't stop breeding while they try to make things worse for their children will repopulate the earth

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

No you don't understand. We're the most prosperous we've ever been at any point in time. There was literally no other time better than this. Life is wonderful in every way

/s

I'm generally a happy person but I hate people who say this.

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[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 13 points 2 days ago

Born in 84, I've noticed something of a trend in my area. Late gen X and late millennials are having children, most are having two or three, but a lot of people like me born in the mid 80's aren't. While this is by no means universal, there does seem to be more people within five years of my age going without kids.

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Dumb question: do we really need more people? It feels very much like technology/productivity will allow us to support a good lifestyle with fewer people.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 29 points 2 days ago

The problem developed nations are currently facing is that we need enough young people working to continue to support the current population as it ages and retires. The absolute population probably doesn't need to be as big as it is (unless you plan on starting a war like Russia for example) but it's not clear how to manage a reducing population gracefully.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 days ago

By taxing corporations and reversing this insane wealth concentration.

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