524
top 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

A sweet hamburger sounds disgusting. We're throwing hands over it.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago

Am i the only one that thinks the too much butter one looks great?

[-] JusticeForPorygon 15 points 2 days ago

No such thing as too much butter

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My proctologist says the exact same thing

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 days ago

Those cookies are totally worth a few finger-blasts.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah my first thought was maybe I should add more butter

[-] python@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It looks great from the top, but it's super flat and will fall apart in your hand (plus no space for a nice chewy core)

[-] python@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Although if the first batch of your cookies look like that you can chill your dough for 10mins and get the perfect consistency on the second batch ^^

[-] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

It really does!

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

There is no too much butter.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

As evidenced by the fact that that's a perfectly delicious looking cookie

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago
[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

The only protester is the arteries

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

So like, we had some friends visiting from out of town. And the husband goes to make toast. He finds someone has taken a bite out of the butter in the butter dish. Perfect indentation of their teeth. Who does he accuse first? Not his kids, but his wife. And he was right.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

It's not always that there's too much butter. Sometimes it's because the butter had a higher fat content or because the dough wasn't chilled enough before baking.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 days ago

Extra awesomeness

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What do mine have too much of?

Oh right, crystal meth...

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Are we showing off homemade cookie now?

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Id add a bit more, personally

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Confirming egg

[-] Pat@feddit.nu 1 points 2 days ago

Milk in a cookie cup?

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2025
524 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34098 readers
3203 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS