Most cannibals: eat human flesh but claims they don't
Most catholics: do not eat human flesh but claims they do
its just a mistranslation of
"if you aren't blowing the homies goodnight, are you even living?"
he encourages oral sex obviously! the church scholars are such incompetent noobs
edit: life is obviously cum.
Real talk: Either this is some pagan ritual shit added later on by the Romans (like the polytheistic [Trinitarian] nature of Christianity and everything Paul said) or it was never meant to be taken even remotely literally. I'm going with the first one.
Sounds like transubstantiation to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know what it is, I'm questioning the origins since Jesus spoke sense and truth and was not of the superficial, ritualistic people (nobody intelligent is). It's basically a blood rite, lol.
Tbh, I assumed figuratively. Doesn't Jesus use figure of speech?
And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for the wealthy to enter into the kingdom of heaven. - Matthew 19:24
Initially thought that bottom panel was a crab.
Wait, we are SUPPOSED to eat a zombie?
Inspiration of this meme:
I just got reminded of that cutscene in a first person shooter named Blood, and at the same time, there was a silly video whose absurd image popped in my mind
