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[-] andyburke@fedia.io 111 points 1 month ago

When you see this, you should be thinking "look what they fucking took from us."

Once upon a time, those lanes all ran. The CEO's megayacht is the reason you have to stand in line or check out yourself.

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

This has been Target and Walmart for the last 30 or 40 years. They build them with 30 lanes with the idea of Xmas rush but then only have one or two lanes open no matter how many customers are waiting.

This was a problem long before self checkout or higher minimum wages or any of that.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 1 month ago

They don't even open the other lanes for xmas rush anymore...

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[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

or check out yourself

Thanks CEO's megayacht. I'll always pick self checkout over forced human interaction.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You don’t to talk to the cashiers, no one is forcing you to do anything and they won’t even remember you, it’s fine. Why so mad about having the smallest interaction with another human being?

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The CEO's megayacht thanks you for doing the cashier's work for free

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[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

At my place a few remaining workers of normal checkout posts frequently run to self-checkout kiosks whenever they encounter random errors or booze (ID requirement), while the lines of customers form and grow on every side. They don't get paid more for doing extra, their further empoyment is at risk, and their work day is full of complaints on how sloppy both they are and how wacky that tech is. Somehow, yet to surprise of no one, the idea that could get rid of unnecessary discomfort ended up salting the wound.

It's almost like the driving force behind such innovations has rabies.

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[-] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 87 points 1 month ago

Have you tried our self checkout. We make you work for us so we don't have to hire more employees and you pay the exact same price.

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

yes, but some of us got social anxiety and would much rather not have to interact with people when shopping.

[-] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And still, you can ignore the person, swipe card and you keep someone in a job.

Staff don't always want to talk, but they still would like a job.

If we stay in our comfort zone, our comfort zone shrinks smaller.

[-] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

If we stay in our comfort zone, our comfort zone shrinks smaller.

nah

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I work retail too and I hate having to interact with people just the same. i ain't opposed to having an employee ring me up cause some store don't have self checkout. but I like having the option provided to me

also anxiety is wayyyy more than just comfort zones

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[-] relativestranger@feddit.nl 28 points 1 month ago

the walmart here must be experiencing a high rate self-checkout 'discounts'. they've added more 'watchers' who are actually watching everything. enough extra bodies now that they could just staff the regular registers, and with less waiting in line for the customer.

[-] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

They won't staff them until they consistently have longer queues and see a risk.

Only way to get more checkouts is favour shops with staff and shorter queues that are staffed.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Do you feel the same way about getting the stuff off the shelves yourself?

[-] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago

It is the store who wants payment from you and is responsible for collecting it.

It is the customer who wants an item so he may be reponsible for picking it up.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Not how it uses to work.

Its wonderful how humans don't have a problem with contradictions when they see one side as "normal"

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[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I've stopped using the self-check out all together. My grocery store has clearly been trying to do more with less. So I want the bean counter to see people using normal check outs so they're more inclined to hire more people. It's sold to customers as "a convenience" when really it's just having 1 person watch 4-12 self-checkouts instead of hiring more people and having 3 or 4 lanes open.

Also, self check outs are prone to failure, and if multiple fail at a time there's usually a single person having to manage all of them.

My personal belief, if you can't carry the items in your hands, then you have too much stuff. I find it very inconsiderate people who roll up with full carts. I don't care you're reason, but especially if you're like "I have social anxiety", buddy everyone is glaring at you. You couldn't have more eyes on you and more people pissed off at you. And then if there's any error, even more people are looking at you and you're still going to have to deal with someone.

A well trained person will get you through the check-out much faster. I've also had cashier's double check items to ensure they're good (like eggs), or apply coupons for you, or in rare instances I've had something fail to scan so they do an over-ride and set whatever it was to $1 because they just don't care.

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[-] bluGill@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

The good ones are better because I can scan faster than your trained clerks. (I never had a job scanning so I'm not trained, and my wife does most of our shopping so I'm out of practice - despite that I'm still faster than most clerks)

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, I did. It's faster. It's the only way I shop since it's been introduced.

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[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

This is the Target in Hixon, TN everytime i go there. I've stood in a 20 frustrated person long self-checkout line with at least a dozen regular checkouts collecting dust and not a soul with a red vest in sight. One poor lady helping 5 or so self cheout kiosks. The Starbucks at the entrance has more people behind the counter. And they still wonder why they're failing spectacularly.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

"Obviously it's the checkout supervisor's fault, they're too expensive. Minimum wage for 8 hours with 4 hours unpaid overtime?! How do you expect a corporation to lose that much money to their employees and still fulfill their responsibilities of producing record revenue for their shareholders. Obviously the answer is to let go of the checkout supervisor's at our stores and contract out one checkout supervisor to five stores and have them rotate between them in their own vehicle. It's not like they really do anything anyway, they're just their to make the consumer feel better."

Said a CEO to his board.

[-] hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

First time I've seen my little corner of the world mentioned here. The Hixson Target is still wayy better than the Gunbarrel one. I'm convinced that Target is single-handedly keeping the company afloat.

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Target fucking depresses the living shit out of me. The only reason I ever go is that I'm a school bus driver and for some reason half of the tips I get at Christmas and the end of the school year (why the fuck do people tip school bus drivers? I have no idea) are Target gift cards. It always has Kmart-at-the-end vibes with half-empty shelves and employees that look like they want to kill you. And I don't understand how they can maintain a grocery section at all - the selection is poor and everything costs twice as much as it does at normal grocery stores.

For some unknown reason, the stores all seem to have been inadequately constructed. The floor shakes at every multi-story Target I've ever been in.

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[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

The reason to have several more checkouts is for holiday rushes. Under normal day to day operations they don't use them all.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

they could use them all. but they allow self checkout to have a line. it’s ok though, the self checkout discounts usually help offset.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

the self checkout discounts

Thee what now? You must live in some magical non-Capitalist hellhole if you're actually getting a discount for ringing yourself up!

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

They’re referring to what the legal system defines as “theft”

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

theft. i’m speaking of theft.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Shit, I can't believe I whooshed that!

(To be fair, my local supermarket has scales and cameras to prevent most shenanigans... so I have to sneakily pocket small but expensive items while still walking around the store!)

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[-] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

that's true now but that isn't how it used to be before the self checkouts came. It was not unusual to enter a grocery or big box or general goods store and see every single checkout lane staffed by humans during daylight hours. You could almost always go right to a waiting checker or get in the shortest line and be next in line. The grocery stores operated like this for many decades!

[-] Taco2112@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

How’d you get a picture of my local grocery store?

For real though, one of those cashiers would be on the self checkout helping 50 people at once and the cashier who has to actually scan stuff has 5 people in their line but all of them have enough food and goods for an army.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

I always go to the cashier.

I hate self checkout.

The payment flow is always way too confusing, I hate scanning and bagging…

Please keep the cashiers.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

same. The local self checkouts are a sensory nightmare for me. There's blinking lights I can't avoid, a camera+screen I can't ignore... I just can't deal with it.

local home depot only has self checkout. I don't go there any more.

[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm the opposite. The sensory nightmare for me involves having to interact with strangers, and self checkout offers the utopian promise of avoiding all that. But it fails only too often, as the slightest problem brings the clerk over. It's a bait and switch for my introverted ass.

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[-] TRock@feddit.dk 5 points 1 month ago

Self checkout with app where you can put the items in your own bag or backpack as you shop, is the fucking goat

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[-] moody@lemmings.world 7 points 1 month ago

My supermarket is the opposite. The registers have a few people with like 2 items, and old grampa with 4 weeks worth of groceries is learning how to use the self checkout, and talking back to it when it says there's an unexpected item on the scale.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Sorry I’m with grandpa on this. Fuck your unexpected item in bagging area.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

Just go to the self checkout. It's so much easier to steal from

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Does your local grocery not have the AI cameras set to over-react mode where it flags things that get scanned and put into the bagging area too quickly? Or when you scan a heavy item and put it under the cart since it would never fit in a bag anyway?

If not, it's something you can look forward to soon!

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[-] UnmetPlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Honestly, stealing from the manned checkouts is easier. I just tell them "This bag is from another store" and while that's true, I bought the bag from aldi, the contents are all from here. And they don't get paid enough to even look up or deviate from their programming.

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[-] chunes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Just in case you're wondering, they actually do man all those checkouts during superbowl weekend

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

My old bank branch had thirteen teller stations and two tellers since at least 2018.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

One line has 8 people waiting with a bunch of groceries each but the line is moving steadily

The other line has only two people .... a little old lady at the cashier is holding up the line because she wants to process three out of date coupons, a return item with a label that said it was past its best before date, and a loaf of bread that 'doesn't look right'.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Even at the very height of Xmas Eve my Tesco has maybe half the tills open. I don’t know why they haven’t just got rid of the others, it’s free real estate. You could pop a Timpsons in there.

[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Look, no one in self checkout is in a hurry or can figure out how to use it, one item won't scan, they put something on the scale and need assistance from the attendant who isn't paying attention but isn't doing anything otherwise. It's a great system

[-] ProIsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

All of those are self checkout. Those 2 are also busy helping other people.

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