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Shit, I can't believe I whooshed that!
(To be fair, my local supermarket has scales and cameras to prevent most shenanigans... so I have to sneakily pocket small but expensive items while still walking around the store!)
Be careful with that. Some stores will let you walk out even if they notice, until they have enough evidence to nail you for more than just petty theft.
And you don't have to stop for store employees.
That's the thing - they don't have the store employees stop you once you breach the $500 threshhold. They bring in a police officer to arrest you.