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[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 1 week ago

I have a lot of these because I’ve had numerous eye surgeries and they’re ultimately just gunk in the vitreous fluid of the eye. I wish there was a way that they could drain, filter, and replace your vitreous fluid when it gets like mine. Like an eyeball oil change. There’s not though, as far as I know.

A tip: if you suddenly see a ton more of these get it checked out asap, especially if you are very near sighted

[-] RacerX@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago

Everytime I see this warning, I become hyper aware of every single one and it freaks me out.

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago

If it makes you feel any better you’ll know when it happens, they increase by a lot. If they increase noticeably you should get it checked out but if it increases so substantially that you’re like man what the hell is going on then you need emergency care, basically, but also you can’t really miss it?

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

There actually is. I have looked into it before because I have a lot of floaters, but have never had surgery. The risk and downtime with the surgery is pretty high, so it's usually not recommended.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nope but I see these when I'm getting a optical/ocular migraine.

[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

My ocular migraines always come with a pretty strong headache. Last week I had my first one without the headache. Very difficult to try to concentrate when you cannot see.

Also when I get both types of migraines, I can’t remember names or do any sort of math.

I typically get a song or something stuck in my head and cannot let it go while I have the headache, it sucks.

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Same. Took me a while to figure out what it is cause I never get headaches.

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

YO that's a gnarly aura!

[-] LyD@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't get ocular migraines so I have never seen something like this. I can see subtle multicolour flashes if I close my eyes and do things like looking around quickly or apply pressure to my eyes. This image reminds me of the flashes I see, but 1000x more intense. Would you describe it like that?

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

I had one once, a decade ago, no pain, but mine was black and white squares, some had x's in them, it looked like some unholly mix of Apple and Xwindows just righ there in my vision in just about that overall shape you displayed. I also felt SUPER disconnected at the time. My wife and I were picking stuff up at storage, I just ignored it, got what i needed from storage and it went away in less than 5 minutes. I was thankful to not have the oft associated headache

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[-] Deme@sopuli.xyz 64 points 1 week ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Real life needs better writing

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I had some since childhood and as a child trying to explain these to people lead nowhere, and I just thought I had something nobody else had. Then, years later, the internet came, and some random post like this came, and I went holy shit! It was amazing to finally know what it was and that they really aren't a big deal.

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[-] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

i got a floater in my eye

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[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 61 points 1 week ago

This is not inside your eye, it's outside out there. Please, do not ignore it and write to your FBI agent immediately

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[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 week ago

Congratulations! You are getting older. They are called eye floaters and most people have them in some compacity. I notice them mostly when looking at the blue sky on a sunny day.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

I've seen these since at least the time i developed long term memory as a small child.

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[-] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You can also see the individual white blood cells flowing through the vessels your eyes this way. It's actually really neat. It's called the Blue Field Entoptic Phenomenon.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 52 points 1 week ago

How did you take the screenshot?

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I got few permanent ones.

When I was a kid I played geologist and crushed rocks with a large iron hammer. Few of the metal splinters that ended in my eyeballs left a mark that is still visible today when I look at the sky.

Not actually floaters, I know.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

I got one or two from looking at the sun for no reason when I was a kid

god I was dumb

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

You can still be dumb if you wanted to!

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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

I have a permanent eye floater. When I get really bored I find suitable things in my field of vision to look back and forth between and play pong with.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is some exemplary "silver linings" shit

You should be a motivational speaker or something

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[-] MBech@feddit.dk 27 points 1 week ago

Nope, you're the only person ever to have seen this weird stuff. It's probably a sign that you're about to die.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Slightly different but similar and related:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

EDIT: If you're on a mobile device, or in strong lighting conditions, view the image fullscreen or futz with your brightness/gamma.

Part of the whole point of this is that it is a subtle effect, only visible in certain lighting conditions.

Or maybe you need to clean your screen, lol.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

I believe this is another related, simililar, yet technically different phenomenon, with different causal mechanisms, but yes, lets keep adding to the list, lol.

Also, brb, you'll never believe this, apparently my pizza delivery guy's name is 'Hiro Protagonist', he's almost here, and I gotta ask him what is up with that name.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

dude he has your pizza. he's a fucking hero don't you forget it

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[-] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I didn't realise these were white blood cells. Thanks for the read.

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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Eyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It's only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago

At least I won't have to deal with the mess.

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[-] ssfckdt 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fun fact, this is because your vitreous humour is shrinking and as it shrinks bits of it congeal into little protein strings. They're called floaters, but some people laugh whenever I say that for some reason.

If you get a bunch of new ones all of a sudden it may mean you're at increased risk for retinal detachment.

[-] lostinasea@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The way its been described to me is that if you suddenly see a snow storm in your eye then you need to get to the doctor immediately

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[-] wulrus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Seen them for decades, but thought it's best to keep them a secret. Until Family Guy just casually mentioned them like they were no big deal! Not as crazy as I thought, after all ...

[-] Hackworth@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
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[-] Luouth@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Having an astigmatism that changes really frequently means I notice these more obviously within months of changing my prescription. Fuck these things!

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 9 points 1 week ago

For some reason this comment is what made me finally realise that I haven't seen floaters since I stopped needing glasses

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[-] ToastedPlanet 13 points 1 week ago

Yes, since as long as I can remember. Welcome to the alien hive mind comrade! /s

[-] sploder@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure I fucked up my eyes from psychedelics even though I didn’t trip more than 5 or so times in my life. I took some golden teachers and I noticed that my glasses felt like they were in the way of my eyes. I took them off and I could legit see. I need glasses to see anything that is 2 feet away from me, all I see are huge masses of colors and blobs without them on since I was about 9. Ever since that trip I see weird shit randomly, especially when I’m nervous, it just swirls and flashes. Eye doctor says nothing is wrong, I’m just seeing floaters. Shits weird.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol, HPPD goes brrrrr.

I can't tell you if this is what you're experiencing, but worth a read if you haven't come across the term before: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

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[-] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

Honestly haven't seen em in years....

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] jve@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Immediately made me think of Baldurs Gate

You’re turning into a mind flayer!

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Eye-Tapeworms better see a doctor.

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