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[-] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

I believe information technology/ technology in general enabled us to speedrun the final 800 years

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago

People think America is in the grips of the "fall of the Roman Empire".

But sad reality is that it's more likely that America is in the grips of the "Fall of the Roman Republic", where the reins of power were coopted away from the senate by emperors and plutocrats.

[-] Hackworth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Coincidentally, it's August.

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Ahh, why are you so negative… and probably correct

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Ahh, why are you so negative

The curse of studying history in university...

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

You’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to watch podcasts by comedians or produced in basements

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 69 points 5 days ago

That's what pisses me off. Assholes couldn't even wait 500 years or something before destroying everything we've built. We should be in a golden age.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Hopefully we get goths this fall too

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

We had goths in the 90s. The millennials got depressed and went emo.

/s

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Emo was like goth lite.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

millennials got depressed and went emo.

I feel personally attacked

[-] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Possibly, I saw some scene looking kids at the fair last weekend and one dude was wearing JNCOs, another looked like Billie Joe Armstrong complete with spiked hair and eyeshadow. I think I saw like 20 kids with Nirvana shirts. 90s and 2000s alternative styles must be coming back.

[-] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Did Grunge ever really leave?

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

It's on the Classic Rock stations now

[-] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Sad, but true lol

[-] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 39 points 5 days ago

Rome nearly collapsed many many times, and arguably did collapse when going from Republic to Principate, , then again in the third century before Diocletian reformed the empire and founded the Tetrarchy, which then collapsed and turned into the Constantinian system with constant civil wars.

Rome was very very far from stable, and in fact one of the defining phenomenons during the entire period was a lot of political violence and class struggles.

[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Yeah, it was rather nasty even as a Republic. Even when they weren't in the midst of a civil war there were moments where you'd have literal gangs in the streets being used to delay or secure elections, slave revolts, issues over farmland distribution that would often lead to starvation. Conflict of the orders happened - 200 something year long fight for pleb representation and political mobility.

It really was an absolute circus at times, and it's romanticized too much.

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

ROMAN-ticized too much

How else would you describe the ROMAN empire?

[-] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 7 points 5 days ago

Well, for the last millennium it was Greek speaking so... Romaioi-cized?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

yeah i've had souffles do that too

[-] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 5 points 4 days ago

I hate it when my soufflés collapse and turn into an ethno-cultural oligarchic military dictatorship!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

i see you've been to my dinner parties

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

My brunches are prey similar except we have souffle pancakes and it's acceptable to day drink.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I should attend one of your brunches. i make a very good collapsing western front. I've been doing the Parisian (coffee + hatred + optional cigarette) for a while and it does me good, but I'm always up for a change

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Ooh collapsing fronts are great! We just keep things light and move back every time the Carthaginians advance. We like to leave them bad yelp reviews and gentrification to tease them as they pursue. They seem to be getting worn down while our brunches are better by the day!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

just let me know in advance if i'm going need to bring the elephants. I cross no river without them.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Oh we don't have any rivers 😏

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago

Wouldn't the Roman Republic be a more apt comparison? The US is moving into their empire phase.

... they've probably just had a lot more practice than the Roman Republic.

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

I came to comment basically the same thing. I don't think it's the end of the road for America even though all signs point to more dark times ahead. The Roman Republic and the Roman Empire both saw a LOT of corruption and strife throughout the centuries before they actually collapsed.

[-] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe the last days of the American republic will see a lot of expansion before its imperial stage (that is now). Just like the Roman republic.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago

They also spent several centuries in a state of decline and decay.

Trump wants to see if he can do it in four years.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago

To be fair .... if the Roman Empire had their hands on a modern technological military industrial complex and nuclear weapons, they probably would have blown up Germania and died in the nuclear winter a lot faster than what we're doing now.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

They kind of had their own version of the military industrial complex, and were pretty much the most advanced military at the time?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

I agree because that is the main reason why they became such a powerful empire ... but if they had entered into the modern industrial age with their military and even into the technological age ... they probably wouldn't look or act any differently than the modern US

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I think you can hand the US's technology to any country in history and almost all of them would act exactly like how a global superpower would act. Power makes people evil.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago

The Egyptian kingdom(s) laugh while watching from the couch.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

As empire it doesn't have more than 80 years. Very pathetic.

[-] PumpUpTheJam@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

lol, Daddy lasted longer. (British Empire)

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

with egypt behind him with a bigger club

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

I wonder

Did the Romans also declare History Was Over during the high-point of their empire?

Cuz the Americans did.... A-that when the Soviet Union crumbled and there was no one else to challenge them.

Things happen much faster nowadays, so 200 years today is like 2000 years back then ...

[-] Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Even time is getting hit with shrinkflation

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Missed chance to say “absolutely pathetic”

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Assuming this is a jab on "empires only last 250 years", I would like to point out that the number usually refers to the estimate on how long, on average, is the golden age/peace period of a nation last after becoming the hegemon.

Don't worry, the US will survive long, but not as the superpower anymore. See Europe for example after their empires crumbled.

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[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

We're speed running

[-] HiddenPotential@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The roman and Americans are moral monsters a true foundation for a society is about ethics and morals and justice not comfort greed lust control or inner demons

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Which roman empire? There were a few

Also we made it about half as long as the roman republic?

[-] zululove@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

we can rebuild something better

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

"Flebilis."

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