lol, Daddy lasted longer. (British Empire)

Yes.

mmm segregation, yummy

Racism. 1776.

But I don't want to sit alone in a room.

Barry's.

stockholm syndrome

Jesus...

I imagine there are even women out there who care more about a man's personality than their height...

Being short isn't your fault, being a dull cunt is.

Sounds like an RV

They knew it wasn't a Starbucks. The comment was meant more as "if you think that's bad, don't go into Starbucks" At least that's how I read it.

And fewer people will be able to afford their products.