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Eat your heart out, Einstein. (media.piefed.world)
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[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

How is this any different than the ramblings of the local crackhead in the Walmart parking lot?

[-] gumball4933@lemmy.world 148 points 1 week ago
[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AI ==

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      ⚑️ 8=πŸ‘Š=DπŸ’¦

    🎸       πŸŒ‚

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[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AI = sqrt((pc)^2^ + (m~0~c^2^ )^2^ ) - m~0~c^2^

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Let's be real, AI actually costs energy doesn't it?

[-] jayk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

only at rest

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 116 points 1 week ago

This has gotta be satire, right?

....right?

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 1 week ago

With LinkedIn it’s impossible to tell.

[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Every time I see something this funny on LinkedIn, I remember that it would be an insult to the creative genius of the satirist who wrote it not to laugh react it. Have I laugh reacted something meant seriously? Probably, but it's for the greater good.

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I have had students like this. Have asked me for references and everything.

[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

So, have they been like that before they took your classes?

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They seemed normal in class, very keen.
Then it's dissertation time and they want to build levitating islands to solve global warming and getting into my office when I'm not there to leave weird notes on my monitor complaining that the department isn't responding to their 'funding proposal' emails.

[-] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure it is. I remember seeing the same post a while ago where someone mentioned it's a troll account.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago

I need this to be satire.

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago

Jfc this HAS to be satire. No one is this dumb. Wait yes they are. But still.

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

He even wrote that with ChatGPT 😭

[-] taco@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago
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[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes

Fuckin lmao

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

this bothers me in so many ways I wasn't ready for

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago

It's a real LI post:

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/

But I just read it and all of the author's replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he's joking. He must be though, right? He's an undergrad at Georgia Tech.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

dude studying neuroscience, yet using less than 3% of the brain

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

That's because the rest of the brain is busy proompting LLMs.

[-] frezik 4 points 1 week ago

His professors should double check his submissions for AI slop.

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[-] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago

If E=mcΒ² and E=mcΒ²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn't just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.

it's means that either Artificial is zero, or Intelligence is zero (or both). given that we know it's artificial, it means that it has zero intelligence

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I'm pretty convinced this one is satire.

The original though, I'm not so sure.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago

The stupid, it burns

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think we should turn this guy's mass into energy by pelting him towards the sun at the speed of light

I'm sad that I can't just assume this guy is joking

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Undergraduate

Neuroscience

What gives them any credibility when it comes to computer science? The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this bubble.

Edit: After scrolling through their comment responses and comments under other posts, I'm fairly certain they're just trolling.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Machine learning models use artificial neurons. "Neuroscience" contains all the letters from "neurons". "Computer science" is missing an n.

Who's stupid now?

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This is a flawless argument

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

One could use Bayes' law, replacing B with I:

P(A|I) = P(I|A)P(A)/P(I)
[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!

[-] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

"symbolizes"

You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

E=MC^4

this symbolizes your mum

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

The AI ideology has gone too far

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Some guy in the 80's was pushing the same thing but with "E=mcΒ² + Texas Instruments Calculators". This is old news. /s

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Jesus Christ

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I actually got pretty much exactly this text when playing around with ChatGPT asking it to come up with inspiring tech bullshit.

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[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I worry that one day someone will say the smartest thing I've ever heard in my life and I will laugh at them.

Because I already don't understand dumb people

[-] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Would have been tastier with A1.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

College has become convincing dumb rich kids they are smart while convincing smart poor kids they are dumb.

I know there are good professors, good people who work at universities, that isn't who I want to criticise, just to be clear. But once accounting for that, the rest is just a fucked to death flaming pile of shit

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alright... Found the original post. I think this is satire and he got all his friends to say it's brilliant.

Edit: looks like he stole it from someone. I think this is copypasta. Brilliant

[-] b_tr3e@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

A true genius! He's the new messiah!

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