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[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

[-] Batman@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

[-] oxysis 11 points 2 months ago

Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

[-] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

takes notes

So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

But don’t those have to be fried, like a chimichanga?

[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

[-] frog@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

[-] ___ 30 points 2 months ago

And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Eat it, you'll have a calznone

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

[-] noride@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

And a curse by Nonna.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago

You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 35 points 2 months ago

I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 months ago

Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

[-] JaymesRS@piefed.world 8 points 2 months ago

If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

[-] bananabread@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 months ago

Not the way I make my lasagnas.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"Lasagnagna"

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You have two pizze

[-] Una@europe.pub 5 points 2 months ago

Life is unfair :3

[-] Crandlecan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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