According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.
QED
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
takes notes
So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?
Ravioli
Dumplings.
But don’t those have to be fried, like a chimichanga?
Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches
Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?
Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo
Eat it, you'll have a calznone
I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
And a curse by Nonna.
You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Calzone
Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
"Lasagnagna"
Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.
You have two pizze
Life is unfair :3
You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.
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