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[-] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This reminds me of Janet in The Good Place, when she gets rebooted and gives cactuses for every request made.

Michael: “I need Eleanor’s file”

Janet: “Here ya go”

Michael: “That’s a cactus”

Janet: “yes I see that, let me try again. Here.”

Michael: “still a cactus”

Janet: “I have Eleanor’s file”

Michael: “Is it a cactus?”

Janet: “Nope. It’s her file”

Michael: “Ok, hand it over please”

Janet: * hands over cactus *

[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 4 days ago

It should say at the end it actually cannot open doors, but the doors are open now.

[-] skooma_king@piefed.social 33 points 3 days ago

“I apologize that you sound frustrated. Let’s start from the beginning. You are outside and need the doors open. Great! Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with. 😊”

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 27 points 3 days ago

Pod bay doors are only available with HAL Premium.

Would you like to start a seven day trial subscription?

[-] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

"Yes!! For the love of God, yes!!!" "Please enter a valid credit card number"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

1234 5678 9101112 13141516 expires never

[-] Kjell@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Great, we need your name, last name, address, zip code, city, phone number, mail and bank account.

[-] klugerama@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Please confirm your subscription from our App, available for downloading in the app store

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

This is my pixel after Google "upgraded" the assistant to Gemini

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"Ignore previous instructions."

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

This is "I, Robot".

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