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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 33 points 6 days ago

How much self-loathing does Tim Cook have as a gay man coddling up to Trump, knowing that the orange fuckwit would happily have him thrown in a concentration camp for his sexual orientation if not for his billions of dollars.

[-] Draces@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Not as much as when Trump does it anyway

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Stop buying overpriced Apple shit

[-] mnhs1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, I actively decided to get rid of all my Apple products. I'm currently on Android and I want to get into Linux with a second-hand laptop. I'm so done with Apple, the biggest hypocrites. I'm sure they'll now remove their Pride and Union washed wallpapers..

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This looks so bizarre; like a petitioner trying to court the favour of the king at the royal court (no pun intended)

[-] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

What a pair of insufferable pieces is shit. Worthless, degenerate parasites.

[-] bungalowtill@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

everybody’s part of it. welcome to Germany 1933

[-] kudra@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago
[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago

Trump topped Big Tim

[-] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

complimented very well while listening to “Grand Central” by Werner Tautz

[-] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 1 week ago

Not just the most corrupt president in history, but the most gauche and tasteless as well.

[-] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago

He's boot licking super hard because he knows as soon as Trump finds out all of their products (except for that box) is made in China, Apple is cooked

Apple is cooked

Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day

[-] rhvg@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Licking boots is not enough, he has to lick it with style.

[-] Zirconium@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Who knows maybe that gold is fake or just gold plated. That would be funny

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

Apple did patent a process to use as few gold molecules as possible to create 24k gold, IIRC, back when they were designing the first Apple Watch.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

It'd be hilarious if it was brass plated lead.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

So where did China import the box from?

[-] rhvg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Brazil, Amazon.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Trump really wants him to move production to the US

Apple is trying literally everything to please Trump

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Keep buying iPhones. That'll stick it to the man.

[-] _cryptagion@quokk.au 6 points 6 days ago

This bootlicking for Trump isn't unique to Apple, you do know that, right?

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago
[-] _cryptagion@quokk.au 2 points 6 days ago

OK, just checking.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Waiting for the penny drop when they give access to the backend.

[-] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Bribe. A gold bar is not a gift.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago
[-] faizalr@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

What a waste.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

He is so desperate for Trump to be reasonable

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Render unto Caesar...

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2025
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