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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 hours ago

Minister for homelessness, previous experiences appreciated.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 hours ago

Incredible. In the worst way.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Seems pretty credible to me.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 hours ago

My landlord did this. He said he wanted to sell the place, then rented it again at a way higher price. Very illegal, but I moved out of the city - hard to do small claims from so far away.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Awful, but unfortunately happens a lot.

I bought my home two years ago in anticipation of my now former landlord selling the building, which he did last year. I didn't want to get priced out of living in the place I wanted to be.

[-] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 hours ago

what a cunt

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 29 points 11 hours ago
[-] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe 14 points 11 hours ago

They should rebrand to the “Work or Starve” party.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 11 hours ago

Or Work And Still Starve at the rate they're going

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 40 points 12 hours ago

All landlords are bastards.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 77 points 14 hours ago

Maybe she misunderstood and didn’t realize she’s supposed to reduce homelessness.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

Yes, but if she doesn't keep making more people homeless she'll be out of a job!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

Then she’ll be homeless! Which increases homelessness numbers! So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 10 hours ago

So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.

I can confirm, having a job (or 3) does not provide a home.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

I bet her job does though.

[-] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

keeping herself in a job

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 126 points 15 hours ago

homelessness minister

well yes she's making people homeless, job well done

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 24 points 15 hours ago

Damnit. Beat me to it. But the joke basically wrote itself so.. :D

[-] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 35 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

FIY, the Minister's party (Labour) is currently pushing a law to increase tenants' rights, including preventing this exact situation from happening, which makes the whole situation even more ridiculous and hypocritical.

Labour’s Renters’ Rights Bill, which will become law next year, prohibits landlords who have ended a tenancy in order to sell a property from relisting it for higher rent until at least six months after tenants have moved out.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

Is she trying to get in on this before the law passes?

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 19 points 14 hours ago

Labour is a deeply unserious party that is trying to revert to Blairism. They want to look like they are doing something, but don't actually want to change anything.

[-] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It’s also the party who willingly sent hundreds of thousands of disabled people including children into poverty. So not too off brand either.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

This implies Tories are any better

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago

Always a nice change of pace seeing terrible politicians from outside the US. Terrible for our outlook as a species, but a nice change of scenery none the less.

[-] cyborganism@piefed.ca 23 points 14 hours ago

Look up France-Élaine Duranceau, minister of housing in Québec, Canada. Another fine example.

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

yep, she's completely disconnected from reality. She bought her 700k$ house cash at like 30 something, cannot understand why people does not invest in real estate. She would be the one saying "are you trying not being poor?"

[-] the_q@lemmy.zip 15 points 14 hours ago

Look... If you own housing with the express purpose of using it as a means of income or financial gain/stability then you're objectively a piece of human shit.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Same if you sell food.

[-] Redditsux@piefed.ca 5 points 11 hours ago
[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 12 points 15 hours ago

Guess she meant something different with "unreasonable rent increases".

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago
[-] oxysis 6 points 14 hours ago

Just like billionaires! They are all wastes of oxygen

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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