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I had it. Needs a fatigue mat.
Also some kind of ventilation.
And the painting would get fucked up pretty quickly in general.
One good grease fire and it'll catch the painting on fire too.
"Do we like this?"
That's the biggest cant-think-for-myself red flag I've ever heard.
You're being gollumophobic đźš©
blatant venomophobia
You mean this AI generated slop? No, can't say I care for it. Even if it were real, no handles on the smaller oven doors, fire hazard oil painting (that would be FILTHY the first time you boiled a sauce/soup) over a gas stove, no vent hood or overhead light... no thank you.
This is definitely AI but similar ovens used to be built and, I'm sure, still are.
However, there are still plenty of issues.
Open flame plus a flammable painting. And the painting is right over the oven where it will get covered in grease. And that's a gas range with no hood.
There's a reason ovens usually open from the top these days. It's safer and allows you to peak without opening the entire oven or leaning at an odd angle. Locking handles are also no longer used because little kids can climb in and accidentally get stuck.
The multiple drawers sounds like a good idea but it just means that you can't cook large dishes. Usually you'd only see styles like this in restaurant kitchens because they will know how large of an oven they need and can benefit from having multiple sizes for different dishes.
Oh yeah this is one of the biggest things that AI fucks up -- reality. Nobody would put a painting above a stove IRL. That's the most obvious flag to me. It's like a spot-the-difference
Now THAT’s oil painting !
Oh sure, hang an oil painting right above a woodstove. What could go wrong?
Sadly that's not a woodstove, that would be too good.
That's probably an Aga style stove. Those are mostly made with cast-iron and use radiant heat to cook. Each oven 'compartent' has a diffrent function (eg. top left is warming, bottom left is for roasting and a big one for baking). They work kinda like a masonry heater. And are meant to be always on.
Sounds like a great way to ruin paintings.
Arent they supposed to also double as heating the house, or at least the main room?
Fortunately, this range does not exist. It's AI
Yeah but you can get stoves that look just like that. A lot of them are actually induction these days rather than radiant, the main benefit being it doesn't heat the kitchen up to sweltering temperatures.
I didn't mind it until I saw the painting and now I'm just scared of it!
Same here. But I had to read the comments to figure that out, I was too fixated on the stove.
I actually really love the stove but yeah lol that person definitely does not cook in their kitchen
Yeah, I was going to ackchyually them about that range then I noticed the painting.
Clearly, the painting has special meaning to the owner and significance to the location. It's likely made of heat-resistant material, and...
Oh, who are we kidding. It's the same width as the stove and is matchy-match blue.
Maybe they just hate the painting and want to cover it in oil, smoke, food, and fire
Yar, nor do they sail the seven seas!
Surely everyone understands a real painting can't take the heat.
It's obviously an OLED TV.
What an odd sur name. I wanna change mine to an object too. Something like Jon housekey, Jim doorknob, Tommy tailgate, Thomas teriyaki beef jerky??
Jimmy Guncock
Richard Vibrator
Morgan Tittysprinkles
The all new bond girls for the age of inclusivity.
Can't wait for the addition of spaghetti sauce splatters. And the house fire.
They'll have a unique Pollock inspired piece in no time.
I guess AI doesn’t concern itself with practicality. What’s up with the weird shaped spoons and spoonhandles?
Do you not cook?
Spatula come in a huge variety of shapes for different purposes.
I should get some spoons with speed holes
These are super useful if you hate soup.
They're amazing for cooking soup! How do you stir??
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Definitely nobody has ever used a frying pan on this stove.
I used to work for a company that made these kinds of almost art pieces. You definitely got a certain sort of client.
To be clear you can actually use them to cook food, they do work, but they are definitely more focused on the aesthetics side of things than the functionality. Having said that they do have things like timers and different cooking modes.
They come with instructions on how to clean them and it looks like a hell of a process so I don't think I'd ever want to cook with them.
Forget them hanging a picture above their stove. What’s worse is that they didn’t even centre it.
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