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[-] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 36 points 3 weeks ago

It is rare for me to read something on the internet that literally knocks me back in my chair a little

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sadge world

[-] Nebula@fedia.io 22 points 3 weeks ago

I find it kinda kek

I find it kinda feels

The dreams in which I [redacted, bit edgy]

Are the ones I eat as meals

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ugh I hate that hairdo so much. I was so excited to move away from my home on the same street as the high school but then it turns out there is one here too... anyway you see like 5-8 boys with the same cloths and that hairdo moveing in pods and it just grosses me out. I guess my parent's generation matching look was a thing in some parts and it's returned but when I was in school you only wore the same look as someone accidentally or if you were a dumb couple

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

I thank god that Abbot and Costello and mash aren’t popular enough to be bastardized.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Is this legit or just some fever dream? Rolling through my feed, it’s giving main character energy.

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Read comment to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This isn't even the original, which was way better:

I find it kinda bussin'
I find it kinda cap
that the dreams in which I'm dyin'
are the ones that always slap

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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