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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's no coincidence that birth rates took a dive as conversion vans fell out of style.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 22 points 2 days ago

They were the one thing holding society together.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

When I was a kid we had one with the captains chair in the middle row and a table and it was fucking awesome for road trips. We could play cards or something else that didn't get messed up from road bumps on the interstate. Worked well for eating lunch on the road if it was raining outside too.

I'm sure the reason they went away is failing crash test ratings, but those spinning seats were so damn fun.

[-] paultimate14@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

My family had one when I was a kid too, and we all loved it. My initial thought here is: is there a way to bring these back safer? Some sort of mechanism or even computer control that requires the seats to be locked in a safe orientation before the van can move, and prevents them from swiveling unless it is parked? Backwards-facing seats might even be safer than front-facing ones for all I know.

But I'm also remind of how big it was. The US already has a problem with too many huge private vehicles on the road. As much as I liked this as a kid, I think today we would see too many single adults driving these things to and from work most of the time. We need to take more cars off the road to make room for these: public transportation, walk ability, cycling infrastructure, smaller cars, etc.

[-] snowsuit2654 12 points 2 days ago

I have a 2003 VW Eurovan Camper with swivel seats and it has exactly that feature. The engine won't start unless the swivel seats are locked in the forward-facing position.

[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Also available in certain 08+ dodge/Chrysler minivans.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

I feel like backwards would be okay too.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure, but I think vans don't need to pass significant rear passenger safety since they're built on a truck platform.

Though it would be trivial to add a lockout and indicators for those seats, no tech required, just a simple switch at the seat.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

We had a conversion van when I was a kid and from our perspective having the TV and VCR in the car was the best feature for long road trips (I think for my parents the comfortable seats with built-in massage function was the best feature). I feel like the conversion van started disappearing about the time that LCD screens and DVD players became a common option in minivans. Out of curiosity I looked a few years ago to see if the company that outfitted our van still existed, and they did but now appear to mostly be upfitting pickup trucks.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Conversion vans were phased out because they were dangerous--high probability of rolling in a crash due to being top-heavy. My family had one for a while when I was a kid and I loved it, too. We would have a blast rolling around on the bed in the back.

[-] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 20 points 2 days ago

It looks cool, but, like, where do peoples' legs go?

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Crack a beer, toke a spliff and see where the day takes you. It's like you don't even know how to 80's...

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

That’s how to 70s. There’d be a mirror on that table if we were 80sing.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 days ago

and there'd be a mirror on the table

Ftfy

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

All over the place in a major collision.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

people get creative with their bodies

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Train rides be like...

[-] Dkiscoo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I think the Volkswagen ID Buzz has this I just wish it wasn't so freaking expensive

Same. I watched a few reviews of it, and it also seems significantly smaller than I expected too.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

That's what she said?

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The North American version is longer than the standard version in Europe.

[-] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

I installed swivel seats in my campervan. It only has two seats but they do spin around backwards so they can be used for seating in the living area when parked.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We had one in the 80s with a bed in the back. My parents would take us camping in it.

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

This photo makes me think, wow that is really cool but I know my butt would be sweaty

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Buy some swivels, baby! I put a swivel seat in my 1970 Monte Carlo. They were an option in the Cutlass. You could swing your legs out and just stand up. Super fun and pointless.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The ultimate pedo-van experience

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