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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 5 days ago

We got our microwave out of the kitchen.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

We all know everything new is the future. Just look at NFTs.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

NFTs are the past. Now LLMs are the future.

[-] manmachine@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

nono, it’s all quantum now

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

NFTs are the past-future. AI is the future-future.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 week ago

As a microwave enjoyer, this is the perfect analogy twoards big tech's notion to push new tech for everything.

[-] dumples@midwest.social 18 points 1 week ago

My favorite part was all the talk about how the kitchen was going to the size of a closet right next to the idea that you need 100 microwaves to make one good meal. Exactly the tech-bro pitch

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Developers are smart enough that they'll find out for themselves whether and when AI can be helpful. There is really no need for these CEOs to issue absurd commands that developers use AI (in some unspecified way) or quit. This "microwave" article does a good job of showing how absurd the CEOs' commands are. They serve no purpose except to convince investors that the appropriate bandwagons are being jumped on, and to convince CEOs that CEOs are important.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago
[-] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We might microwave ourselves soon so he's not far from truth.

[-] Hirom@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I typically use a microwave to heat already-cooked food, like remains of yesterday's meal. Or to heat some liquid.

It's useful. It's obviously not going to replace a pan or hoven.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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