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[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 15 points 3 weeks ago

"This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council..."

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

I've got a towel and I'm ready to go.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

I hope you are deaf.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no, we're not stopping to pick up hitchhikers this time, we're just going to blow your planet up and move on. Have a good day!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough, thanks

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago

Me: But it isn’t April 5, 2063.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You told him about the statue?!

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

I never imagined I'd be meeting the man who invented the warp drive.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm not detecting any Leak."

[-] Tired@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is the anal probing included or does that cost extra?

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not only included, it's required. It's your lucky day if your in to that kinda stuff

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

If the aliens need breeding stock then beam me up.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But you are incompatible and now stuck 30,000 light years from Earth.

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Brother that won’t stop me from trying.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

You were describing the plot of “Caretaker”, the pilot of Star Trek: Voyager.

An alien abducts ships from one part of the galaxy to this side of the galaxy. Why? Because they are dying and are looking for a compatible mate. Unable to do so, they destroy the device that brought them there (at the wish of The Caretaker) to protect another alien species. So they get stranded 30,000 light years from Earth.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The older I get, the more I understand the people on top of the building in Independence Day

[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Only if it's blue. If it's black or red I'm running away.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd do a quick buoba/kiki test

[-] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Who's up for a probing?

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago
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