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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Remain alive, last 5 years were touch and go.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Survive or even escape the collapse of my democracy.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As a Canadian, I also hope to survive the collapse of your democracy and the inevitable annexation of mine.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Good news: I have a solution to the problem

Bad news: it’s going to require giant fans, massive controlled fires, and all of the dank bud in Canada

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Survive WW3, you mean?

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

Do you have an HR fetish or something?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

That was incredibly inappropriate to say, who is your lemming manager? We will be discussing your behavior and next steps

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Take it up with the Lemmy union rep, pal

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Move to the country.

Eat me a lot of peaches.

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

But do they come from a can?

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They were put there by a man.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

In a factory downtown

[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago
[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

If you're going to dream, might as well go big.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Eating less and exercising more some fat to get down to my healthy weight. While that is commonly called losing weight, I want to put some muscle on so really the focus is on losing fat.

The goal is to have more energy and less issues with getting sweaty and tired in the heat, and have less dead weight getting in the way and wearing me out faster.

[-] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Get a job
Move somewhere far away with my partner
Start T
Go low contact with my family
Be happy
Make friends
Add to my tattoo sleeve

[-] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

Happiness and inner peace

[-] Sepix@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago
[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago
[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Lol I've always wanted to get a pilots license to replace my commercial air travel, but damn is it expensive and even more expensive to fly anywhere and maintain the plane lmao

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yup. I started taking lessons, but then I needed a new bathroom, and after that was paid down I needed a new car, so I had to put it on hold. Hopefully I'll get to pick it up again next year.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Really, I just want to figure out a way to make a stable, livable income without having to become a corporate wage slave again. The corporate wage slave part is negotiable.

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Get my last two kids through school and out of the house alive. Currently that goal is in jeopardy.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Marriage, homeownership, baby. No big deal.

[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Read about 200 books.

I would love to learn to not worry, stress and ruminate about every little thing ever

[-] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Have more memorable new experiences, advance in my career, get a bit more muscle definition, and buy a place of my own that I can gradually customize into something I’m happy to come home to :)

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Total World Domination

~In~ ~my~ ~Civ~ ~Game~

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

Lose weight and improve my social life.

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Citizenship so I get a more powerful passport.

[-] JakoJakoJako13@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I hope to be on my own in a city I enjoy with a stable income.

Not be in prison

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