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[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 89 points 1 year ago

When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”

[-] kindernacht@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Why do you think the dog was complicit with the distraction tactic

[-] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago

If your husband and son both agree it's a nice stick, I gotta side with them on this one.

[-] 4thDimensionDuck@programming.dev 75 points 1 year ago

Now the question is...

Is it a sword stick, a gun stick, or a magic staff stick?

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Asking the real questions!!!

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[-] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 47 points 1 year ago

I can't believe the post didn't include a picture of the stick. I think I speak for every guy in this thread, I want to see the stick so I can judge how good of a stick it was for myself.

[-] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Agreed.

Sticks or it didn't happen, OP.

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 37 points 1 year ago

There is a very nice stick near the door that my son found. It’s a good stick.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Sticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that's something special. You take that baby home.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

10-year-old me feels called out lol. But you know what? If your kid likes a stick that was free instead of wanting something that costs hundreds of dollars? Quit your bitching and just tell them it's a nice stick.

[-] dnick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I wouldn’t say she reached the level of “bitching’, just understandably quizzical. Aren’t you curious about things sometimes?

[-] Rozauhtuno 28 points 1 year ago

It's the legendary sword!

[-] anthropomorphized@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Not a boy or man, and I have a REALLY good stick I found in middle school, 26 years ago. And some other pretty good sticks to. Everyone loves a good stick

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago
[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Least sexist Reddit... wait

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the primal lizard brain seeing it as a good weapon for defense or hunting. Put a sharpened rock on the end of the stick and now it's a spear!

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Put 2 stones on it and it becomes a sword

[-] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

Daughter has collected sticks since she could walk. They are all special and unique and can't possibly be disposed of.

Dude, I don’t understand how a guy could not appreciate a nice stick.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

If you want to understand the personality of your son, hand him a stick and then watch what his imagination transforms it into

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 11 points 1 year ago

This is me on any hike.

[-] KillAllPoorPeople@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

These boys will be boys memes are the dumbest things around. I wish they'd die off.

[-] beneeney@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

Sounds like someone doesn't like sticks

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

They just don't get it.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 7 points 1 year ago

I found a good stick and put it in my shed. Later my wife found it and agreed that it was a good stick.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Sticks are great, that's why I hate these boys will be boys memes. It's pointlessly gendered

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

The first tool.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 points 1 year ago

it's likely our wrists evolved to bend side-to-side because our ancestors fucking loved swinging sticks around so much.

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[-] observes_depths@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Sticks can be fun for lots of reasons. If your son likes that stick, just let him have it imo.

[-] Synthead@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

STICKS

Quick, check the genitals for an explanation!

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I have one saved from my son in my trunk .... and my entryway.... and a closet.... maybe more? Do other people actually do this shit?

[-] EonNShadow@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

You could be fire!

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[-] iiVy 6 points 1 year ago

They both have autism

[-] cupcakezealot 6 points 1 year ago
[-] FuckSpez@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

I kiss my stick, it's my stick, you can't pick up my stick, keep your mitts off my stick.

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[-] krimsonbun 6 points 1 year ago

I found a giant stick in school 3 years ago it's still in my room to this day lol

[-] Pooptimist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Everybody loves a nice stick!

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