You want to know why I find it boring? Where are there ding dongs!?!? You expect me to watch/read about these things and never see their ding dongs? NEVER!!!!

I watched Jurassic World: Rebirth the other day (it's alright). It's such an odd franchise - one that seems to have lost faith in its own premise. There's this meta assumption that audiences are bored with dinosaurs (I'm not), and that the solution to this imagined problem is to mutate them (it really isn't, it's invariably just silly).

I also don't care that dinos couldn't really survive in the modern climate - that's what the whole 'suspension of disbelief' thing is for.

Seeing "Sue" the tyrannasaur's skeleton at the Chicago Field Museum is pretty impressive. Last time I was there, she was still in the main hall. You walk in and this thing is towering over you, making you just a little glad you didn't exist 67 million years ago because you are a perfectly sized snack for a 12 meter long T-Rex.

"bUt EaRtH iS oNlY sIx ThOuSaNd YeArS oLd!1!"

Ughh have you ever tried going on a date with a dinosaur. Can barely hold a conversation and only interested in talking about how they ruled the world and I should be glad they aren't accidentally stepping on mammals like me. Like God get a grip dude .

were they lizards or birds?! Idk anymore. Everyday they say something different

Does a dinosaur taste like a chicken or a lizard/fish?

Fuckin'*

my biggest problem is that for animals that still existed artists could not get them right.

So scientist/artist getting anything right about stone-bone chicken-asaurus seems highly unlikely to me.

Those jurassic world movies are the problem