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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 62 points 3 days ago

Are they giving Isreal a deadline to complete their genocide?

By September, there won't be much of a Palestine left to recognize.

[-] JusticeForPorygon 28 points 3 days ago

Frankly I'm surprised there's anything left now, late last year I was saying Gaza would be razed by Easter

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 18 points 3 days ago

Gaza pretty much has been razed; Gazans are only holding on by sheer force of will.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

So if Israel stops genociding Palestinians, the UK won’t recognize them as a state.

If it continues the genocide, the UK will recognize them as a state.

😵‍💫

[-] Babalugats@feddit.uk 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"UK warns Israel, if they don't stop what they're doing, the UK might do something in two months time"

The most bullshitty piece of bullshit I've ever heard.

translation:

hurry up and kill them all before we symbolically do something that has no consequences at all.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

SEPTEMBER?! What's wrong with now?

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 9 points 3 days ago

Isn't the UN vote in September

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 days ago

We’re gonna make this totally symbolic gesture that means nothing unless you stop being evil. Oh, wait. Evil people don’t give a flying fuck about empty gestures. Aw, shucks.

[-] artiman@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

how does this fit the community?

[-] TheAlbatross 31 points 3 days ago

I dunno, I found it pretty goofy that the government is threatening to recognize a country as a punitive measure against another.

yhea, it makes no sense, "Recognising Palestine" is like recognising the existence of water.

not doing so is straight up denying reality.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

"Country A threatens that if Country B doesn't do what they want they'll recognize C as a country" kinda sounds Onion funny to me

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Oh, it definitely is.

It's a lot more bleak than most Onion headlines, but it fits.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago

Idk man/woman/compadre,.when I saw it I legitimately thought it was satire. It was both the weird condition and also a general sense of "no way".

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

It is kind of incredible that UK would even consider saying they might do something like this eventually.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

I guess there won’t be any Palestine left, so the whole recognition thing is moot as.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 3 days ago

plus the idea that the country might be gone in two months

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

It's the most luke warm response to starving children from the most luke warm leader of a major country

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

what kind of a logic is this?

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

So if they nuke Gaza in August...

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

There'll be a good time to start on the next country.

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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