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Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I'm too lazy xD
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
John Oliver
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute...!
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Michael Cena
Seth Rogan
Sadly he's no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it's not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
Neil Breen.. remember, eyes on Breen
Logan Paul
Jared Leto
You win 🤢
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.
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Woody Harrelson
Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
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Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.
Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”
Fern Brady
Have I met these henchmen before?
I thought of another one:
Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
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Carrot Top
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