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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 60 points 4 days ago

This kills the joke, but:

It's all a stage play. SMB3 was the first (and maybe only) game to come out and say this outright, but it makes too much sense in all the others as well. That's why everyone is still friends and goes out go-karting and playing golf and tennis on the weekends. That's why we've "defeated" Bowser two dozen times including dropping him into literal magma and then he's back again next game.

No one was ever in danger, it's just, soap operas are the main export of the Mushroom Kingdom. They sold us a story about love, danger, and the fury of a righteous man, and we've been eating up the sequels for 30 years. It's Mushroom Kingdom Star Wars.

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 68 points 4 days ago
[-] frezik 39 points 4 days ago

Bowser being in Mario Kart is like Osama Bin Laden being in NASCAR.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Since Peach definitely wasn't being kidnapped, is she or Toad G.W.Bush in this scenario.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Or recreational tennis.

Or the obscure Mario Teaches Typing. Like, why is a plumber qualified to teach typing?

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

Like, why is a plumber qualified to teach typing?

They'll let anyone teach typing. Heck, I was personally taught by Garfield!

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

Mario believes in keeping politics strictly out of sports.

[-] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

just because they break each other's balls all the time doesn't mean they can't be friends

[-] GrilledCheese 5 points 4 days ago

I think it’s a turtle

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 4 days ago

i guess it is funny, but then again what kind of plumbing problems led one into taking part at all ?

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 days ago

I would also support my younger brother

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Valid.

However I would take part in presenting said lizard with a certain very special crown & see where the night goes.

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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