140
Patrick Bateman rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 years ago by xxxSexMan69xxx to c/196
all 38 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago

Most mentally stable Rolex owner be like

[-] bbpolterGAYst 61 points 2 years ago

jesus fucking christ why do people like this exist

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago

Mental illness rule

[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

You can tell a lot about how this person views the world by how they're utterly convinced that other men will look at their rolex with envy. I kind of pity people stuck in a frame of mind where they think they need flashy, conspicuous consumption to impress people.

[-] 2d4_bears 15 points 2 years ago

For real. Each sentence made me want to throw up in my mouth. This misogyny combined with wealth worship and zero-sum outlook on life is an unforgivable character flaw. What a vapid, worthless existence.

[-] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 34 points 2 years ago

Imagine basing your personality around a watch

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 years ago

It's pretty funny, as a person that likes watches, this guy is kinda right that a rolex is analogous to what you were obsessed with in highschool.

But he seems to be ignorant of the fact that watches are objects, girls are people, and highschool kids are dumb. It's super cringe to be obsessed with something just because of how you think it will make other people feel.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago

What does a 2006 Casio tell about a person, then?

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 30 points 2 years ago

Autism

Source: Am autistic, wear nothing but Casios

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago
[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

Extremely accurate, just like my Casio.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I would agree, but mine is thrown off by several hours, and letting it set itself doesn't fix it

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Casio Waveceptor owners looking at you like

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I haven't got a single clue why that is. I'd love to fix it. It's a great watch, I've had it since... well 2006

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Untrue, sadly

Well, depends on your definition of monster hog, I guess

[-] xxxSexMan69xxx 9 points 2 years ago

You have a monster hog in your soul

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

So that's why I'm so stiff all the time

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 20 points 2 years ago

"Do you people not have phones" but unironically

[-] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hey, I like wearing watches, but that's because I like having the time on my wrist and not have to pull out my phone. And smartwatches can show me my notifications.

But this... is something else.

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Expensive watches are bracelets for men.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They absolutely are, they're one of the more "acceptable" accessories a guy can really flex with.

Shoes and watches, everyone likes nice shoes/boots and watches.

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

TBH I think most men's watches look ugly.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's fair, I'm not a fan of big bulky ones (which is most mens watches) but something nice and slim with a good aesthetic and some shiny bits to catch the light can be a really piece of jewelry on the right occasion.

[-] uriel238 16 points 2 years ago

Before we had smartphones, Casio had a sailing watch that reported the moon phase and local tides, pointed north when I needed it and had a really amazing customizable countdown timer. I couldn't be happier.

Now I have a smartphone.

I don't have a smartwatch but my wife does and likes that it relays her push notices.

[-] G59@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Lmao I swear, women get equated to literally any inanimate object from boats to now watches.

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IMO, Rolex watches look ugly. So a Rolex wearer either has questionable taste, or they're only interested in having a status symbol regardless of its inherent qualities. And that's whack as hell.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

this is a surreal thing to read right after watching the barbie movie

[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Casio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rolex

[-] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[-] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

whither c/wcj

this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
140 points (100.0% liked)

196

17461 readers
450 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS