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[-] tgirlschierke 13 points 2 days ago

"What in- Oh, the Onion."

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

When asked why, Trump said..."Only I should be able to kill the birds.".

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 42 points 3 days ago

I bit the onion when I saw this headline, really sounds like something he'd say

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 2 days ago

Same. God I hate this timeline.

[-] Mesophar@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

I agree, this timeline sucks. It shouldn't be this easy to bite the onion...

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Yes it's really hard to figure out at a glance

[-] Shamber@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

The worst is, at this point it's pretty hard to distinguish between satire and things he actually said 😕

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 17 points 3 days ago

Had to carefully check it's not !nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

For fuck's sake, don't give him any ideas!

[-] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

Oh ferchrissake... Now I have the image of that fat butt swinging a golf club replacing a graceful wind turbine in my head.

[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Fucking hell, satire is dead.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025

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