please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
Food and explosives
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We're talking about sex toys.
bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don't make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
Also bottle caps sucks
Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.
And be unable to use the bottle anywhere else. We already have all sorts of cup holder options for the beach; this looks like a solution in search of a problem.
Not to mention it's sand... You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.
This was my first thought. My second was about the beach closest to my apartment on the Puget Sound. The sand there is always wet and cold, even on a 90 degree day. This bottle design is still silly for 99% of beaches in existence, though. I just happen to live in a unicorn climate.
Honey what's wrong? You haven't touched your Corona(tm) butt plug
A plug should have a base. That's more of a butt mortar
"butt mortar" is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you
New troll metal band name for sure.
You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).
My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.
I would guess he thought he was sterilizing it.
Well that would make sense if he did the fire part BEFORE insertion, but that thing went in his trunk aflame.
Yeah that needs a flare on it
You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.
I worked in an ER. I have my reasons.
Lol. Well let's split the difference then...molotov dildo.
In the sand you say.
"So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down."
"Get out..."
"No, no, that's what really happened."
"No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital."
It was a tragic accident while we were playing beer darts at the beach i promise!
sorry, but... does the label say "dream blindness"?
It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...
Ocean Blindness?
Ohh, that's probably what it actually is
that's when you get it in your eye during
Is it really hard to make a classic beer bottle stand in sand? I'd think that by "screwing" it you can make the sand underneath flat enough, but i never actually tried so I'm maybe missing some obvious practical obstacle.
Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!
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