Dirty bidet water? Are you sure that thing's hooked up right? /s
I think you might be using the bidet wrong.
Your bidet is fucked up. That's nasty.
Bidet water out of the toilet? I don't understand... The bidet has its own outflow, or do you have some kind of portable bidet that you have to empty into the toilet?
For bathrooms without a separate bidet (dedicated bidets are very uncommon in North America at least), you can buy an attachment that sits under or replaces the toilet seat that performs the same function, and is referred to as a bidet. They have a separate water source that is split from the toilet's source.
I highly recommend getting one if you don't have at least one bidet I your house.
Oh I see, thanks for the clarification. I'm from Switzerland, some households have separate dedicated Bidets.
An addon bidet I have personally never seen here. But there are fancy toilets that already included a water jet function. We usually call those Japanese Toilets though, at least that's how I learned it.
It's also common to use flushable wet wipes in households that have neither.
There's another kind of bidet?
in the states they are called bidets, the technical term is "washlet"
I'm about to buy a bidet, and now you have me second-guessing myself. I don't have balls to protect my bathroom floor.
Oh you should definitely get one, they are fantastic. The only real way it will get the floor wet is if you turn it on when you're not sitting down. The meme is just a bit of silliness.
Maybe tmi but I was actually using my bidet when I saw this post and the water is going exactly where it's supposed to.
I thought the wand was supposed to go in. Ohh I've been doing it wrong!
This makes no sense. Bidet water, splashing out the front of the toilet? Bidet ≠ toilet. I really hope these people aren't going in the bidet.
You can get a bidet that attaches to a toilet. It's just a spray nozzle that sits under the seat and squirts right up ya
Up at m'junk
Too real smh my head
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