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the wolves inside me (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[-] enbipanic 45 points 4 months ago

As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/

[-] individual@toast.ooo 22 points 4 months ago

one wolf is gay

the other wolf is gay

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

One wolf is straight

The other is gay

I am bisexual

[-] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago

Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.

[-] scapegarced@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

How do I get hunters inside me?

[-] haywire7@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Tell them you value their beliefs?

[-] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 4 months ago

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care

Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.

[-] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Solution: wolf airstrike

[-] wh0_cares 8 points 4 months ago

Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

[-] Geodad@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago

[the town inside me]

[-] brianary@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.

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