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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care

Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.

this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2025
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