Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
... where can one buy such an .... assistant?
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
What animal did you want?
Well it's a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
I have been told its FULLY functional.
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped..?
Wait, you don't piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
What do the hands do?
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says "good job champ" in traditional mandarin.
Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you'll be hanging loose?
This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee...
I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I'm disappointed that it doesn't say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny
If they're going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.
They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.
The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.
If he gives a hand I'll buy that.
"What is my purpose?"
That is indeed the title of this post
"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."
I like that it's pretending to be a urinal. Don't mind me, I'm just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.
Can't wait for someone to hack it & make it do things.
Or install (software & hardware) mods.
I am sure somebody out there really, really loves the design.
We should stop substituting people for robots!!
Just post something 💛
