You mean, like on Ubuntu?
Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.
I don't know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.
That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much....even if it's probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I'm doing most of the time 😆
$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
...
You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...
After each ads.
Y'all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience
I have sl installed
Already have ads with node / npm “looking for developers / donations / funding” messages
~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)
Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
Aborted
~ $
(plugs in ethernet cable)
~ $ adware
(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
[^C[^C
Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
ADWARE SHELL
(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
---ad---
How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
Just press F1 to get the answer!
---ad---
Activate Adware
Go to Settings to Activate Adware
% exit
Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
[^C
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.
The last step I leave to you.
Your local account has not been verified yet:
please enter your user ID, your SSN, your credit card number, your home address, your credit card's PIN, the SHA512 hash of your bank account's password (salted with 0x71a0 at the beginning) and the number of bytes received by your work computer's primary network interface with a maximum error of 256kb to allow interrupts.
Please drink verification can to continue
The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch...
Leave terminal alone.
DELET THIS
Doesn't npm have this already? I've definitely gotten requests for donations and various political messages when installing dependencies.
People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads
This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.
Since this week I get some form of ad in the github diff viewer. "Copilot is available for purchase for you organization". Horrible.
You better delete this, fuck you!
cowsay "Like, subscribe and ringadingding that bell for more!"
________________________________________
/ Like, subscribe and ringadingding that \
\ bell for more! /
----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
OMFG!! Don’t give them ideas!
No. Just no.
⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
i receive: you receive:
Ads Adblock
🤨
🫶🏻
edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
edit2: here
Programmer Humor
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics