836
"Source code file" (gregtech.eu)
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

[-] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(

[-] xtools@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

keep going, maybe you can bring it down

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 day ago

Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

[-] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago

This man opens bin files in notepad

[-] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

And .txt files in Microsoft Word

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

And gifs on internet explorer

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] pno2nr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The files are in the computer?

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] conicalscientist@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

[-] prole 118 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

greed should be a mental illness

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

dude, that's just his face.

was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?

[-] philpo@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

If it is any consolation for anyone: He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Did I miss something that happened?

[-] philpo@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

It's a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed. Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.

[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

What does a man with power want?

More power

load more comments (8 replies)
[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 69 points 2 days ago

This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

[-] paulbg@programming.dev 51 points 2 days ago

sounds like a very productive team💀

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 21 points 2 days ago

If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] frezik 414 points 3 days ago

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 146 points 3 days ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  • Auswitch statement
  • V2latile variable
  • Goebboolean
  • Zyklon C++
  • Left shift, Reich shift
  • Open and close Parenzer
  • Iron Cross-compiler
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] kamen@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

[-] doktormerlin@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago

Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

load more comments (8 replies)
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 58 points 2 days ago

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

load more comments (12 replies)
[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 173 points 3 days ago

No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

[-] saimen@feddit.org 39 points 2 days ago

Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 266 points 3 days ago

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

load more comments (9 replies)
[-] Davin@lemmy.world 108 points 2 days ago

Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] negativenull@piefed.world 220 points 3 days ago

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 150 points 3 days ago

My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 days ago

i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 57 points 2 days ago

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
836 points (100.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

24997 readers
313 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS