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[-] frezik 419 points 3 weeks ago

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 149 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 135 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • Auswitch statement
  • V2latile variable
  • Goebboolean
  • Zyklon C++
  • Left shift, Reich shift
  • Open and close Parenzer
  • Iron Cross-compiler
[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 39 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks I hate it!

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 88 points 3 weeks ago

if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 268 points 3 weeks ago

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago

James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 weeks ago

What does the office secrete?

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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[-] negativenull@piefed.world 224 points 3 weeks ago

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 153 points 3 weeks ago

My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn't mind the return of the old for this event

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[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 177 points 3 weeks ago

No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

[-] saimen@feddit.org 39 points 3 weeks ago

Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

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[-] prole 121 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 109 points 3 weeks ago

So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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[-] Davin@lemmy.world 109 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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[-] turdburglar@sh.itjust.works 84 points 3 weeks ago

please don’t use grok.

elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

please don’t use grok.

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[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 70 points 3 weeks ago

This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

[-] Vince@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago

Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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[-] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 49 points 3 weeks ago

Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 58 points 3 weeks ago

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[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 57 points 3 weeks ago

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 weeks ago

Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 weeks ago

Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?

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[-] paulbg@programming.dev 51 points 3 weeks ago

sounds like a very productive team💀

[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code...

Because Musk wouldn't understand shit, it'll report back to some Indian guy instead.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

[-] doktormerlin@feddit.org 28 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 3 weeks ago

i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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[-] conicalscientist@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 96 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 27 points 3 weeks ago

That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 32 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, so if everyone at xAI does that, does that mean that Grok's own source code was the result of Grok's output?

And then they once again feed that source into Grok?

Dude is destroying his own product. Again.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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[-] AlecSadler 31 points 3 weeks ago

I do work for an AI centric company and we've used almost every major model in some way, shape, or form.

Grok was so bad on all fronts that we ceased using it completely.

So I don't believe this for one second. I don't even find ChatGPT to be useful for code. I'd probably put Claude first and versions of Gemini second, with no current third.

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[-] lowered_lifted 29 points 3 weeks ago

I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago

Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!

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[-] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 27 points 3 weeks ago

Wait so are they using grok to code grok? No wonder it keeps getting shittier

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago

The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago

This man opens bin files in notepad

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