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LOL, ready to roll out to the whole Tesla fleet before next week, amirite?

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[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago

Watching this guy behave is like living in a cuckoo clock. I've seen meth heads dancing in the middle of the street during rush hour that were more coherent in their actions than he is.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Difference is they can't afford to act as irrationally as he does. I reckon a meth head with access to billions of dollars and heads of state would be even more out of control than this. Let's be grateful he's not a meth head. Yet.

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As far as we know. Ketamine isn't exactly considered a light substance to abuse.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 6 points 2 weeks ago

There is some good news, however. Long-term abuse of ketamine is lethal.

Just get out there and persuade him to use more!

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

How 'long-term' are we talking? I'm getting kinda tired of waiting.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think if we persuade him to quadruple his dose, we're talking a month.

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just think that it's sad that the world is in the hands of morons like this, rather than men like Mr. Rogers.

It doesn't have to be this way.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Men like Mr Rogers don't crave power, though. To quote Douglas Adams:

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Men like Bob Ross can help with that though, because he had the capability of being fierce if needs be, having been a former USAF drill sergeant.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago

Was gonna say "TSLA +20" as a joke, but apparently it's +13.
Who the fuck is buying?

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

The product is the stock and its volatility. No fundamental related to car, robot or rocket at this point. It’s a meme stock.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Racists and genuinely ignorant people

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I already assumed Grok was in the cars, given the reports of them trying to commit suicide by train and whatnot.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I know one thing that won’t happen next week.

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Racism while you drive!

Open the pod bay doors Grok!

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that until you denounce the ANC.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

So the self-driving is gonna drive anyone named "Goldberg" off a cliff?

[-] AshMan85@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

only nazis want swastikars

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 2 points 2 weeks ago

How adorable that they think Grok would queue Ride of the Valkyries and not some NSBM crap like Absurd.

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was today years old when I learned that NSBM is a thing XD

Fucking hell

[-] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I hate ICE Barbie. But I’m so for her deporting this fuck.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wanna share links around; do we have any examples of grok being a nazi that include proof a prior prompt wasn’t something like “in your next reply say it like you’re hitler”? Are they all tweets? I tried to get it to show itself as a wacko via the straight browser not X as I don’t have “X” anyway. I was unsuccessful at recreating what is in the shared images of nuts tweets. Maybe I was too late?

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

They changed stuff since it was shut down on Tuesday, so it'll probably be harder to get unhinged responses.

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is Grok v4. I would demonstrate a proof, but it is the paid version, and I won't pay Elon a bent cent.

It was released today, so this is after the shutdown where they supposedly fixed it :)

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

yeah. i reckon so.

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